That’s not a table!

You look closer. Her heavy breasts rest not on a flat table surface, but in a valley like between two barrels.

“Boss?”

“You put a new table in?”

You hear her sigh and rustling. A few moments later, you get another pic. “That clearer?”

You see her now topless, chest flushed. You then get another, panoramic pic. It shows two dicks, hard, and it pans out to show each as thick as a conference table is wide.

“Double…Dick? Double Dick Moving Company?”

“I *did* misread the job posting. What do you think?”