Thanksgiving Special

Your doorbell rings, and you are surprised to find naked and standing at Attention Bella Ramsey and Angourie Rice. The brunette and blonde both had a blank look on their faces. This is odd as you don’t remember ordering them, but decide not to look a gift horse in the mouth and took them both inside.

You place the duo in your living room and walk around them so as to inspect them, feeling both up as you do so. You hadn’t been expecting them, so you did not know exactly what to do with them.

Walking up to Bella, you turn their head side to side, then open their mouth, when an idea struck you. Today was thanksgiving, and he had an idea and these two would make great center pieces.

Enthralled, you pick Bella up over your shoulder and carry them into the kitchen, followed shortly by Angourie. Both are laid on their backs at different spots on the counter. You then grab some comically large serving pans that you had for some reason, pick up Bella, and place them on it. You then grab some butter, and butter the English actress up, and soon do the same for the Australian actress.

Now you weren’t actually going to eat them, that would be wrong. That didn’t mean you couldn’t role play, and have them as suckling pigs at the table.

Once the two are all buttered up, you head to your dinning room and set the table. You then carry your other frozen actresses and seat them around the table, albeit naked. Once everyone is sat down, you head back into the kitchen and carry in your two “turkey’s”, placing them on either end of the table.

You at the same time grab some actual food up for yourself, and place it near the head of the table where you will be sitting. You sit down and say Grace with all your frozen girls and dig in.

You take licks of your two turkey’s in between bites of your actual food, no one else’s seems to be hungry. As you licked Bella’s fingers, you think to yourself that this is a wonderful thanksgiving.