Thank Derek

The dog looks up at Derek who’s in casual conversation with the other guys. It wants to make sure to show its appreciation for what a good friend Derek has been. The dog crawls towards Derek and gingerly sniffs the seat of his boxer shorts. Derek turns around and looks down at the dog.

“Hey there, poochie. I know how much puppies love sniffing ass. Go on and get a big snoot full. It’s your special day.”

Derek turns back around and positions his butt in the dog’s face. It presses its nose into Derek’s crack and breathes in through the thin fabric of his boxers. It savors the aroma in the back of its noise. It pushes its face in deeper and starts huffing the intoxicating scent of Derek's dirty underwear.

The dog is too focused on smelling its friend’s ass to notice Derek stopping the conversation around them by quietly making the “shushing” motion with his finger to his lips. The room goes quiet just before Derek rips a loud fart timed with the dog’s breathing. The dog feels Derek’s cheeks flutter and the warm gust of gas hit its face as the overwhelmingly foul odor instantly replaces the enjoyable aroma of residual shit lingering around an unwashed asshole. It almost gags as its lungs fill with Derek’s gas and it becomes all it can smell or taste. It reels back briefly but holds its head in the pathway as Derek fans it behind him away from the crowd.

The others laugh at his undeniable comic timing. As the initial shock transitions into an enveloping cloud of human gas, the dog now enjoys the new mix of methane that fills its nose. What an unexpected treat! Derek is such a good friend to keep giving the dog everything it wants without even asking.