Text your maid of honor, invite her out tonight.

Beth thought for some time about her plans with Angela. It was always a good time with the older woman: she had the energy of a twenty year old and a sexual appetite that put Beth herself to shame. In fact, she was very much like Lisa, Beth's maid of honor, in that respect.
Lisa Paulsen, her maid of honor, was a crazy {if History = 0
}girl. She supposed it must have been a case of opposites attract.{else
}bitch. And Beth loved her. {endif
}

Lisa had been her friend since Beth's sophomore year of college. {if History = 2
}If there had been any hope that Beth wouldn't have spent her time in college getting as much dick as she could, being Lisa's roommate had sent them sailing. She had been an enabler and accomplice{if Shame < 30
}, in fact, she still was. {else
}}, and she still tried to be, despite the fact that Beth did really try be good these days. {endif
}{elseif History = 1
}They had been two peas in a pod, and had definitely encouraged each other's sexual explorations. Lisa had been, and still was, the wilder of the two of them, though. {if Shame < 30
} Beth could always count on her for anything. Especially an alibi. {else
} Beth could always count on her for anything. {endif
}{else
}Beth sometimes didn't understand how they were so close. Lisa had been a yin to her yang: wild, and down for anything, compared to Beth's more vanilla sex life.{endif
}
I wonder what she's up to tonight? Beth pulled out her phone to text Lisa.

Beth: hey slut
Beth: what are you doing tonight?
A minute passed before her phone vibrated in response.

Lisa: hey bitch
Lisa: I had date plans, but they fell through, so I'm down for w/e
Beth: Angela and I are going out tonight. Night on the town. Come with.
Lisa: Is this a girls night? Or will your millstone be joining us
Lisa: sorry. misspelled fiancé

Beth chuckled. Lisa was not shy about her dislike for Brian, especially now that he {if Shame < 30
}wasn't giving Beth "the dick she needed."{else
}wasn't "doing his job" and keeping Beth happy. {endif
}
Beth: Nope
Beth: he's got some schmooze event that came up last minute
Lisa: Of course. Typical.
Lisa: In that case count me in. Gentlemen beware. Three hot bitches on the hunt tonight.
{if Shame < 30
}Beth: They won't know what hit them
{else
}Beth: two hot bitches on the hunt and one just trying to have a good time
Lisa: Suuuuuuure
{endif
}Beth smiled and shook her head. Lisa was the devil. And she loved her so much.