Text Zelle

[Hey there]

[Hey :) did you end up shitting your pants?]

[I didn't, but thanks for being so concerned, how was the rest of your day?]

[Ya know, school, bleh, wbu?]

[My first day was pretty great surprisingly]

[Nothing weird or awkward happened? That is kinda surprising]

[Well nothing at school]

[What happened after school?]

[umm]

[Jack you better fucking tell me right now]

[It's pretty fucking weird, I don't want you to stop talking top me haha]

[Tell me and find out ;)]

[Well I took a shower after dinner as one does, and when i was in the bathroom, I]

[YOU WHAT]

[I can't actually believe I'm telling you this, I saw my sisters panties in the hamper]

[YOU JERKED OFF WITH YOUR SISTERS PANTIES XD]

[Oh it gets worse]

[nonononono]

[Of course i forgot to lock the door and she walks in to find her old panties on my face]

[AND THEN]

[She was actually surprising calm about it, that's not even the end of the story]

[I'm fully dead]

[So i go back to my room and few minutes later in walks my sister with the panties i was, ya know, and she gives them to me and tells me anytime I want to use a pair just ask her]

[Fucking hell]

[Is that byebye]

[No but i wanna meet your sister :P]

[shut up]

[But seriously thats crazy, if i had a brother and i caught him doing that i imagine id be pissed]

[So not grossed out then?]

[I mean they're just panties, it's not like you're fucking her. And everyone has their things that turn them on, it's kind of sweet that you and your sister are close enough to acknowledge that.]

[Yeah i guess, but I'm definitely never telling anyone else.]

[Yeah i wouldn't, but I have some news, albeit less exciting than what you just told me]

[And that is?]

[I got a tattoo today! :D]