Text Jennifer

Knowing how open the two of them are I realize the best defence, is my wife. So I pull out my phone and text her.

“Jamie passed out on our bed while getting undressed and is knotted up, what should I do?”

Luckily Jennifer must have been waiting to hear from me because instantly I see a response being typed.

"What do you mean knotted up?"

"I mean she is half naked on our bed with her arms tied around her head and her pants twisted around her legs. Do I just leave her like that?"

"Lol, lemme see! :D"

Opening the camera app I snap a photo and send it off. Waiting patiently letting Jennifer laugh about it as it is truly hysterical how she is all tied up.

After a few minutes a number of rapid fire texts come through from Jennifer "OMG, that is too funny, you should snap a few more pictures for some fun **** for me." "Hold on. You should do her up like a passed out frat boy." "Wait wait. Strip down, stand above her in your boxers and snap a bunch of photos like you are dancing for her. She would LOVE that. Lol"

While my wife is no prude, this type of texting is not her normal so I am confused by their general nature. "Are you drunk?"

"Maybe a little, diner and drinking with Sam from NY office when Jamie called. Please just take care of her, she looks manageable now. Goodnight."

After sending off my own “Goodnight" I stare down at the naked woman in my bed and scratch my head.