Texas is their "sister"

"Just follow my lead, alright?" Jesse whispered. She cleared her throat before turning back to the sheriff with the most inviting smile she could manage. "Big Sis, are you feeling alright? You're acting awful strange today!"

Jane raised a brow as she glanced at her twin. Jesse was the older of the two by fifteen seconds, so she couldn't have been addressing her. She didn't catch onto the ruse until she was sharply elbowed in the side, her sister's eyes darting from her to Texas. Once she understood the plan, she was quick to join in.

"Uh, yeah! You're actin' like you don't even know us!" she said in **** manner. Acting wasn't her strong suit, but it was enough to fool the flustered weasel.

"Huh? We're... sisters?" she asked skeptically. Even in her scattered state of mind, she could see the obvious issue with their lie. Simply put, she was a weasel and they were pigs. There was no way that they could possibly be related. Although... she was having trouble outright dismissing their claim. What reason would they have to go around telling lies? She began to doubt her own logic as she ran a hand through her hair. "Was ah like... adopted or something?"

"Adopted?" Jane repeated in a huff. "Don't be stupid! Being sisters means that we got the same momma! Geez, you really are out of it, aren't ya?"

Jesse shot a dirty look at her twin, a bead of sweat forming under her brow. Foolish as her plan was, even she was aware of the absurdity of them being blood related. She expected Texas to immediately cry foul on them, but to her surprise the weasel just nodded her head.

"Sorry sis. Ah don't know what's wrong with me today... ah can't remember a dang thing and mah head's killin me" Texas said softly. Jesse breathed a sigh of relief before walking over and wrapping an arm around their "big sister." She pulled her in close, nearly squeezing the life out of the sheriff in what was supposed to be a display of affection.

"Don't you worry none. Your little sisters are here to help" she said with a grin. "We'll fix whatever's goin on with your brain even if it kills ya!"

"Gee, thanks sis...!" Texas said with a strained smile. She blinked as it suddenly occurred to her that she didn't even know the names of her supposed kin. "Um... what're are yer names again?"

"Oh yeah. I almost forgot about that" Jesse said as she released her grip on the weasel. "I'm Jesse, this right here is Jane"

Texas looked between the two, as if suddenly realizing that the pair were nearly identical. The only distinct difference between them where the colors of their bandanas. She brushed off her confusion for the moment as another a more pressing matter entered her mind. She knew their names, but she still didn't know her own!

"Jesse, Jane... can ya'll tell me what mah name is?" she asked bashfully.

The pig twins glanced at each other once more as they shared the same thought. Was telling the sheriff her name really a good idea? Neither of them knew what caused her amnesia so they didn't know how deep it went. Perhaps hearing her name would cause some of her memories to resurface. If they wanted to go any further with their deception, they needed to give the weasel a new name.

"Your name is..." Jesse began before trailing off. She wracked her brain to think of something that would fit, but kept drawing a blank. "Your name iiis..."

"June!" Jane cut in with a smirk. Texas and Jesse looked at her with mutual confusion, though the sheriff took a shining to her name rather quickly as she smiled.

"Jesse, Jane, and June. Ah like that sound of that!" she said excitedly. She felt confident for the first time since she'd woken up, a warmth forming in her core as she looked up at her sisters. Now that she had some semblance of an identity, she was sure that everything else would fall into place from then on. Jesse and Jane returned her smile as they patted her on the back.

"Alright, now that we got that bit of nastiness outta the way, lets go hit up that bank!" Jane exclaimed excitedly.

"Alright then! Ah- wait... didn't ya'll say that ah'm 'sposed to be stopping ya?" Texas asked with a raised brow.

"No no, what I meant was that... you... usually stop us... because you wanna tag along!" Jesse said a nervous laugh. "You know how it is! Big sis wants to tag along to make sure her lil' sisters are nice and safe! Normally we just send ya home, but today we're gonna keep you close so we can protect you! Ain't that right, Jane?"

"Uh... yeah!" Jane added with a goofy grin.

"Aw shucks... you two are the best sisters a gal can ask for!" June (formerly known as Texas) said with a blush.

"We sure are! Now lets stop yacking and get on over there! We're burning daylight!" Jesse said as the three began walking. She couldn't help pat herself on the back for coming up with such a genius ruse on the fly. With Texas at their side, committing crimes would be a cakewalk!