Texas doesn't have to look that far...!

As her deputy finished her report, the sheriff considered her options. The first thing she could assume was that it was no mere coincidence that the coachful of gold was being transported through town just as Roxxie Roo and her gang of bandits had made their appearance nearby. She was here for the gold, no doubt, and her merry gang of thieves were along with her for the plunder of a century. Now whether she should go directly to the hideout to stop them before she set out for the coach in the first place or whether she was going to defend the coach personally really depended on the time the coach would leave and where the giant roo woman had been when she was last spotted. Texas had been considering these things, lost in her thoughts of memories of previous encounters and plans for the future, before her eyes focused on what she was looking at through the window of her office past April's side. It was hard to see them with the sun right above them, but she could unmistakably make them out. Inaudibly in the distant background of a hilltop that overlooked Gold Springs, a large group of moving, horse-mounted females of various sizes were holding handguns on each hand, making puffs of gunpowder pop off their cannons that were aiming directly at her!

"GET DOWN!"

In the nick of time, both Sheriff Texas and her deputy ducked to the sound of violent pitter-patter of bullets landing on wood, subsequently the loud, ear-shattering klink-a-link! of the glass of the window shattering into pieces all over the wooden floor!

Bang! Bang-ang...! Bang, bang, bang...!

Almost cartoonishly, the bangs of the guns being shot were heard afterwards as loud, echoing gunshots in the distance that broke through the complacent sounds of the otherwise lazy desert morning. Then, acting as a rallying cry to wake the town of Gold Springs up to a dawn-time showdown, the entire gang of ruffians galloped down from the hilltop and east of the town directly towards it, specifically the sheriff's office. Clop-clop, clop clopclopclopclop...! Neigh...! Neigh...! A cacophony of galloping and neighing horses, only cut off by the intermittent, ear-shattering BANG! B-BANG! and the sound of all manner of ruffian shouting into the settlement woke the neighborhood wide awake, but also drove them into immediate, terrified hiding. "Yeeeehhaaaaw!!!" "Yayayayayayayaaaaiii! Hahahahahaaa!" "Hyaaa! Hyaaa! Go! Hyaa! Wooohoohoooo...!"

The sheriff's office had no building in front of it facing the eastern hill they were now galloping down from. The building was conveniently placed for the score of lawless cavalry making its way to the sheriff's doorstep. Pitter, patter...! Pit! Plat! Klinka-klink! More glass shattered off the windowsill, almost showering the ducking deputy with broken pieces of its former self. The fox woman already had her revolver at hand, but both her arms were around her head to stop falling glass from landing on her actual person. Texas had ducked under her desk, while April had ducked next to the wall by the window, something she slowly corrected by crouch-walking away from the window and closer to the center of the wall towards the saloon double-doors leading into the building. Bang! Bang-bangbang! "Yeeeeehhhhaaawwww...!" "Yea-! Yea this our town, now!" "Yoooohhooooo!" The caucophony got louder as they got closer, the gunshots becoming less frequent now that a few of them must've been reloading, but continuing infrequently with a few others that had them covered. It was quite coordinated, too.

"We're pinned...!" April mentioned through the caucophony of noises, ducking her head a little lower when a bean-sized splinter of wood flew by her head.

"Ah noticed, thanks!" Texas replied sarcastically to her deputy for the obvious remark, holding her revolver in hand but never having an opening to peek over her desk and shoot. Not when so many bullets had zipped by above her head and littered the front of her wooden desk which was facing the opening of the saloon-style entrance.

The rioting and shooting continued for what felt like a minute, before a loud whistle rang out into the audible mayhem going on outside. Ffwwwwweeuuueeee....!

The galloping of horses had come to a slowing halt, since most of them had already arrived into the town street and in front of the sheriff's building. The sheriff looked out from her spot behind the desk, peeking her head out hat first, frowning glance second. The sheriff was met with a double score women of all sizes looking into the building, guns aiming into the building and ready to shoot to the slightest movement of the weasel law woman. Shotguns, rifles, revolvers, some handguns... the works. Parting the crowd like a giant among western-themed outlaws was Roxxie Roo, her enormous steed bumping horses aside easily though most already knew to make way for the boss hoss. The amazonian, yellow-furred kangaroo hopped off the giant horse and landed with an earth-quaking thud that implied the strength and weight the Australian outlaw could throw around.

"Well, well, well... the early bird does get the worm, oi Tex?" The giant woman chuckled as she ducked under the doorframe to make her way in, wide ass cheeks being **** to go in single-file as Roxxie waddled her pear-shaped body into the building by shuffling left-wise. When she got inside, she'd put both her hands on either of her hips, taking a few steps forward. "So just last week I hear there's a Rufford Bank coach passing by ol' Gold Springs and I think to myself: Ya know what? Sounds like a great pitstop ta earn a good lil' lotta loot... specially since I told the sheriff of that town I wouldn't be playing around next time I saw her... I could've sworn I made it clear next time I would come with a lil' army, didn' I?"

Click!

The single-action revolver's hammer was reared and ready to fire at the pull of the trigger. April was a brave soul. Braver than most in the town of Gold Springs. To stand up to full height, even while the giant enemy's bare, couch-sized ass cheeks are pointed right at your face, and aim your loaded gun at that self-same, looming villain's back took a lot of guts. "Stop!" April shouted up with determination before--! Shuck-shuck! A large, bandana-masked, blond rhino woman leaned into view through the broken glass of the window wielding a shotgun trained on the vixen deputy. "I'll turn ya inta mush, foxgirl!" Click! Shuck-shuck! Clack-ack! Clack! Click...! The shout was followed by a series of clicking and cocking pieces of metal: the rest of the gang making ready for what was sure to be a gory massacre on the meager town's tiny law office.

The looming kangaroo woman who'd been staring Sheriff Texas down turned her head, trusting someone in her gang had a gun somewhere aimed at the frowning weasel behind the desk. She looked over her left shoulder to find April's red head looking up at her from hip-height. She was shaking, and very much concerned with the large cannon wielded by the blonde rhino woman that was aimed right at her head. "Heh! So ya took my advise and ya got yerself some staff! Bloody nice, Tex! Who else'd ya get!? Georgia...?" Roxxie turned to look at Texas's still frowning, half-hidden face behind the desk, who immediately deducted why Roxxie'd mention Georgia. The mare deputy was a blowhorn about her ability but lazy about the execution, and would have had reason to ally with Roxxie if she'd have the chance to get bribed, probably. The sheriff cursed herself under her breath for having faith in Georgia at all.

Roxxie mock-gasped. "Ooops..." The silence clung in the air, before the kangaroo shook her head and shrugged, then butt-bumped the wall behind April.

PLAP!

One moment April had been there shaking, looking up at the giant kangaroo in anticipation of whatever else she had to say about the other deputy, then she was no longer part of the scene. She'd completely disappeared behind the yellow ass cheeks that now splayed across the span of wall next to the window and the door, apparently getting so completely pushed into Roxxie's crack that she'd been completely silenced as well in one fell swoop. The shotgun that'd been aimed through the window slid back outside as the australian outlaw clicked her tongue. The Aussie stuck the landing, too, leaning against the wall on her ass while pinning the deputy still. "Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Tex, Tex, Tex... what am I gon' do with ya? One officer under your banner? That's all you were able to get in one year...? I feel kinda sad fer ya..." Thud... thud... thud-thud...! Plapplap... ...ap splap plap...! Sheriff Texas' eyes were wide, looking at the space between Roxxie's legs from which April's jean-clad legs kicked around at wood, making those disembodied thudding sounds, assuming the light slapping sounds were April's hands frantically trying to slap a message to her keeper to let her go. Thud-clackclak...! April's revolver fell to the wooden floor as her kicking, thudding legs continued to flail about under the boulder-sized ass cheeks that kept her in place, kicking the wall behind her vixen legs every once in a while.

Ppbbbtrtbtbtbrrbrbrbrbttt...!

The raspbery that came from between those ass cheeks stunned the sheriff and the outlaw both, Texas' eyes widening from behind the desk as the smell of sulfur hit her nose and made her wrinkle it up. "Hahahahahahaaaa...!" Roxxie burst out laughing at her own flatulence and her gang followed along, completely ignoring the kicking legs that had suddenly stopped moving after the fart shook the massive, fat cheeks hanging from the kangaroo's lower back. After a while of laughing, crossing her arms over her fat, armfuls of kanga rack nestled in her tan leather vest, she'd grin maliciously down at the sheriff as the deputy's kicking legs came back to life in the silence of the room. Thud...! Thud-thud... THUD ...! Pla-plap...! Plapplapplapplapplap...! Deputy April's quick, frantic little slaps resumed in earnest! "So, Tex, any last words?"

"L-Let mah deputy go and we can discu--!" "PPPppffftttHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA...!" Roxxie burst out laughing, interrupting Texas' plea and causing her gang to follow in her laughter, laughing alongside her at the sheriff's humiliatingly weak authority in the situation.

"O-ow! Oi!" The laughter stopped. Roxxie frowned and looked down beneath herself, the silent, jean-clad legs sticking out from under her ass taking a liking to kicking their black leather boot tips into Roxxie's knee-pits and the back of her thick, enormous thighs and calves. The giant roo woman rolled her eyes, looked up at the ceiling and hopped upwards, propelling herself into the air with her ridiculously thick, meaty hind legs and landing directly on her exposed butt, her cone-like tail pointing directly upwards to prevent itself from having the glorious buttslam get the desired effect. "--aaaph--!" CLOP...! Thudgggrrnrnrnrr....! The entire floor of the office had the dust shaken off it in a billowing brown cloud that seeped out from the holes of the building like someone had thrown a gas bomb inside! The whole building shook after those ass cheeks hollowly clapped against one another, suspending the comparatively frail vixen deputy in the air between them for a moment before slamming hard all around her.

Shiiift, shiift... shiift shiift...! Roxxie ground her ass left and right while on the floor, as if trying to cozy up her meaty, spread ass into the dent it made against the flooring. Roxxie Roo's ass-to-body ratio ranged on almost goofy. It was as if someone had grown a female kangaroo torso from a pair of couch-sized ass cheeks. No doubt grinding these furniture-sized assets just smeared the would-be deputy more and more into the hefty, musty ass meat, invisibly wedging the orange-red fox and her clothing deeper into the crevasse of her rear. Roxxie could barely feel April's fidgeting and jerking her crumpled little limbs, but the outlaw could tell from previous experience her prey was firmly stuck there. "That should do it! Now we can have a peaceful, mocking, one-sided, one-to-one argument about what we're gonna be doing with ya, Tex~!" "Yeah! You teach em, Roxxie!" "Roxxie I love you!" "Wooo! Sheriff bacon smellin' good! Hahahhahaa...!" The gang cheered for their boss as she got back up. The hefty, fat kangaroo leaned to her left, then to her right as she unfolded her knees to stand her enormous, pear-shaped body back up. She'd look behind the desk to find Texas had gone missing!

"Heh! So its gonna be like that, ey? Oi! Imala, Suhi, go check 'round back! I'll check in the alleway next to the red buildin' over there! Let's go! Move!"