Texas Gasps For Air

(Originally by Bad Influence)

Texas couldn't help herself, the thick gas of the surrounding area was far too strong to bear; Being Texas' greatest villain, Roxxie had the worst gas Texas had encountered throughout her days as sheriff. (Well, second worst. Butterscotch, Roxxie's obese mare, had near nuclear gas) and Texas had to gag, albeit, very slightly. Still, it was enough to make Roxxie's ears pipe up just a bit. "What was that?" She glared as she spoke, and began to search the kitchen cupboards, all the while letting out more gas. Texas was able to contain her disgust, for the time being.

Texas looked around, knowing Roxxie would check her cabinet soon. She started covering herself up with old clothes and tools, trying to make it seem at all like she wasn't hiding there. Texas hoped Roxxie, once she looked in the cabinet, wouldn't notice her laying under the pile of clothes.

Roxxie continued to search each and every single cabinet. "Whoever I find has a date with my rear end, and a bowl of five alarm chili! And if you're still alive, I'm gonna have Butterscotch finish ya off!" Texas started to pray to every known deity that Roxxie would be unable to find her.

Finally, Roxxie opened the cupboard that contained Sheriff Texas...