Tests the Lowest On The Dial

John decided he wanted to change things up. His changes were doing major effects with the max setting so what if he put it on the minimal setting. He thought about it while idly entering a cafe. John approached the counter and ordered a Frappuccino.

John finally decided what he wanted to test. When the Frappuccino was finished and brought to him John frantically got the IP Replacer out. He clicked select on the Frappuccino and input on the waitress who was asking him if he needed anything else. Suddenly she just stopped talking the Frappuccino didn’t disappear either.

The waitress whose name on her tag read Jane just sat looking at John expectingly. John started to get a little nervous “Hey like, are you okay?” John asked Jane.

Jane seemed to think for a moment then answered. “I don’t know, do you want me to be okay? I was especially made for you once you ordered me.” John was dumbfounded by this answer. What perplexed John even further was when suddenly another waitress suddenly appeared as if to replace Jane.

The new waitress looked around then made a walk to John’s table. “Sir is your drink alright? You haven’t even touched it yet and you have it sitting across from you.” John was yet again confused he had actually drank most of his Frappuccino. Then it dawned on him he wasn’t being asked about his Frappuccino it was about the girl in front of him.

“Yeah, Yeah umm... it’s perfect no complaints. Just between you and me, what is the best way to enjoy a drink like this?” Asked John curious what the response may be.

The new waitress obviously thought for a moment. “....Well, I have never had one like this exactly but the way I normally like it is to start gently with the mouth and holding it’s main parts then I guess you just go from there.” She said clearly talking about pleasuring a woman but still referring to the girl in front of you as a drink.

John was honestly happy with the results of his test and got up. He tossed his empty cup in The trash bin then realised he was being followed. The drink girl was simply following him like a lost puppy.