Test a Reality Changing App

The screen changes, but only slightly. The office appears identical, a gray-suited black-gloved person still sitting with face offscreen and hands folded on the desk. Now, however, the suit is clearly tailored for a woman, and the voice that speaks is brisk but feminine. "Agent 0069, you have been chosen for quite a special assignment, even considering your elite Double-O status."

"In your case, the only equipment you will need has been installed into this very phone. As Command will have informed you, it is under our protection and cannot be damaged, and the app and thus our protection will be able to follow you from phone to phone while leaving no traces. This is rather important, as your app is now a database of reality itself that you may freely edit."

"There is no catch, there are no rules; you may do as you will. You can edit the laws of man and nature alike, and we will not limit you. In fact, we will protect you from some extent from unintended consequences and unforeseen dangers. However, don't push it. Your predecessor attempted to edit the concept of existence after consuming her 124th bottle of vodka in three days, and as a result we simply reverted all her changes and revoked her app and license. We're not cruel - we gave her back the supernatural **** tolerance as part of her severance, and as a result she now lives quite happily - but even if tearing the fabric of reality does produce interesting enough data for us to forgive you, even we have limits on how often we want to clean up after such things."

"That is your assignment, Agent 0069: use the app and edit the world as you wish. Do try to be creative."