Tempting the Tempting

"I am indeed very tempted." Xander had to admit. He did find Buffy attractive. There was just one little problem when it came to Buffy and romance. Outside of the obvious Faith in Buffy's body problem.

"Aw, c'mon, X dont be a pussy." Faith whined. "Take a walk on the wild side."

"Would that I could, Faith, but I'm not putting my dick in Buffy's body." He gave a full body shuddered, "She lost her virginity to a vampire... who didnt use a condom, so... no. If you know Angel's full backstory? She let a known whoremonger from the mids 1700s put his dick in her and cum." He shivered again. "Who knows how many centuries old venereal diseases were splooged into Buffy when Angel came and went. Seriously a strain of Herpes older than the Constitution could be inside her." Xander shuddered again.

Faith in Buffy's body recoiled slightly. "Ugh." She grimaced, "No shit?"

"Worse she got taken advantage of by a douche bro college frat guy her first month of college. And again, no glove to go with her love. She let a College Fratboy Douchebag stick it in without a condom." Xander held up his hands and made a cross out of his forefingers. "So when it comes to sex? Not without a very thorough doctors exam first. Blood tests, microscopes and all kinds of science would be needed. And whatever the demonic version of that is... an exorcism maybe."

"Goddamn!" Faith took a step back. "Seriously?"

"Mmmhhh." Xandered nodded.

"You think you know a bitch." Faith shook her head.

"Now if you were to get back in your own body." Xander said getting Faith's attention. "I would indeed have THE SEX with you."

"The sex?"

"All caps for it will be the most epic of sex." Xander answered her. Hoping she didnt notice his use of his power. Hoping she woukd take the order and get out of Buffy's body and back into her own.

Faith smirked. "Epic, huh? Like slo mo Hollywood sex scene shit?"

"I promise that I will not stop until I have satisfied you a thousand times." Xander pledged puting his hand over his heart. Willing to use anything to lure Faith into changing back to her old body.

Faith guffawed, "Don't recall you being that good a lay, X."

"I remember the hotel room Faith, do you? I wasnt the one who came in a minute. It turns out I'm just the right shape and size to hit that sweet spot to make you orgasm in just a few strokes." Xander smirked at her as he watched his power at work as Faith suddenly looked away and barely nodded her head and muttered something that sounded like beginners luck.

"I am also really really good at eating pussy, the best you'll ever have." Xander told her adding to the lure, trying to tempt her further into switching back.

Faith grinned in a very Faith way, which looked odd on Buffy's face. "That the reason Queen C dated you? You dropped when asked?"

"My talented tongue may have had something to do with my relationship to Cordelia." Xander admitted, that was at least partially true.

"So B really has a three hundred year old case of the Clap?" Faith asked.

Xander shrugged, "Don't know. But I do know she hasnt really seen a Doctor since coming to Sunnydale. So... better safe than sorry as I dont think some penicillin will handle this."

Faith sighed and fidgeted rocking back on her heels.

"Just think about what I said, Faith, all of it." Xander said stepping towards her.

Faith stilled and looked up at him after a minute of looking at her feet. "Were you serious?"

Xander made an enquiring noise.

"Back in my hotel room. Were you serious?" Faith asked, her voice a little timid and even afraid. "That we had a connection. Or were you looking to just fuck me again?"

Xander was thrown by that blast from the past but if it had been on Faith's mind and he had used the power to tell her to think about his words without saying which words...

"Yeah. I was. I thought... well..." he shrugged. "I wasnt thinking about sex."

"Oh." Faith said softly as she stepped back.

"Hey, you say no sex? Then no sex it is." Xander reached out a hand and added a touch of power. "Please believe me, Faith, I want to help you, I can help you. "

Faith took a deep breath and then blew it out. "Well, shit, X."