Tell the protocol droid to get out of the oil bath

The golden droid steps out of the oil bath, dripping with lubrication. He stands at attention and says, "How can I help you, sir?"

"I want to use you for sex. What are my options?"

"Well, I am fully functional. I have a golden proboscis that can be of various lengths and widths. It can vibrate and heat up. It can eject a warm fluid that is filled with vitamins and minerals for better sexual health. I also have a female receptacle. It can also vibrate and heat up. It is self-lubricating. It can also eject warm fluids. My mechanical hands have a low-friction surface option that lets my touch interact well with human and other sophont skin without causing damage. There are other options, but I'm told that's a good starting point. What do you need, sir?"