Tell his best friend about his new powers, of course.

Jason considered his options as he scratched his chin. For one, these earrings worked and he had a pretty good handle on them, the only question was how could he use them to his advantage. Any other time in his life it would be a ticket to a life of trouble free hedonism but as it stands for tonight, Jason still had problems. Miss Hudson to be precise. Plus, he still respected his father and wanted to do him proud, even while fulfilling all his dirty, sexy, and erotic fantasies. The familiar press of stress fell down on him once again.

"Hello, earth to Jason!" Stacy called from the side of the large hall, people filing past.

Jason stood there, openly checking out Stacy while deep in thought. Could he really do both. He just made Stacy give him a handjob. Is that really doing his father proud? But that is a perfectly normal thing now, just like how Mrs. Castle will be masterbating in front of crowds of people for the rest of her life. Wouldn't doing what is perfectly sound and normal be doing his father proud. Even if he is the one to decide what is normal or not. At that point something clicked in Jason's mind.

Fuck it. He thought while sauntering up next to her, putting his arm around her waist. He slowly lowered his hand, feeling her up as he went. Once low enough he pulled his arm back, brining a open palm swiftly to her buttocks with a loud crack, then let it sit there, clamped on tight.

Stacy winced a little at the treatment but otherwise ignored his groping. "What's first?"

Jason already memorized his schedule, he didn't need to check.

"Mr. Cheddars is first, Woodshop. We got five or so minutes, his table is over in the corner." He pointed over to a short man with a beard, welcoming the first of his appointments.

"Hmpf" Stacy pouted impatiently, put out that she didn't come first for something. "In that case, I'm getting us another coffee." Then without another word, she strode off.

Jason lost his grip on her cheek as she walked out of arms length towards the coffee machine, he took note of the word 'us' in that sentence. He watched her ass for a bit as she disappeared into the crowd, his hands went to his left and right ear. They were still on, he almost forgot as they were pretty comfortable. This whole situation was so incredible he felt like he had to tell someone about what was happening. There really was only one person Jason could share this with and his wondering eyes picked out her pretty blonde form in the crowd quickly. She seemed to be waiting for someone, hands clasped behind her back, as she slowly paced back and forth in her black jacket with yellow skirt and boots. He almost bounced over to her.

"LEAH!" He shouted getting quieter as he approached. "Leah! You will NOT believe what I got to show you!"

Leah turned at the sound of her name, smiling broadly seeing her friend come over, her excitement rising to match his as she saw his wide eyed enthusiasm.

"What?! What?!" She asked quickly "Did you find a get out of 'Hudson Jail' free card or something?"

"No, no... Well, yeah actually. Maybe, sort of. I haven't figured that part out yet. But anyway it's waaay more than that!" Jason fumbled his words trying to get too much out at once. Leah just laughed.

"Okay Okay, slow down. What is it?" She was genuinely interested.

Jason just pointed to his ears.

"THESE!" he exclaimed.

There was a pause. A long pause.

"Yeeeah." She said as her hand did a rolling motion to indicate he should continue.

"They're. Amazing." He replied wide eyed.

"Okay, what?" She shook her head. "They're earrings. So what? I've got loads."

"Ah!" he added "Its what they do that is amazing."

"Okay look" She interrupted, "I can't really be joking around with you tonight. For one, I don't have the time and two, you REALLY don't have the time!" Leah wasn't annoyed, just concerned that her friend was loosing focus, she knew how important tonight was for him.

"Oh yeah? Joking? Watch this!" Jason said with a flurry. He reached his hand out to the side, grabbing some unsuspecting mother. He pulled her into him, pressing his lips to hers and even sliding his tongue into her mouth. The random mother simply stayed relatively limp, letting Jason have his way with her, but not reciprocating his actions in any way. After a few seconds Jason stopped his oral attack, but kept the woman pined to his side.

"See?" Jason said expectantly to Leah.

"See what?" She questioned.

"This?" He said slightly worried bringing his hands up to fondle the woman's breasts, his eyes never leaving Leah.

"What?" She asked again slowly and sternly, getting annoyed for the first time.

"Me... assaulting this woman... and her not fighting back." Jason said, realization starting to dawn.

"Why would I?" the stolen mother interjected.

"Yeah, you can do that whenever you want, what's so special about it?" asked Leah, the mother nodding in agreement.

"No no," Jason explained. "I never used to, the earrings give me the power to make anything normal, no matter what it is! It is weird, but it's true... and awesome" He was still hoping some how it would get through to her.

"Oh fuck off with that, I'm not in the mood." Leah was getting testy now, the mother also appeared to be loosing patience, trying to spot her family in the crowd.

"But..." Jason stated, "What about the Principal just now. That wasn't normal behavior."

"Yes it was." Leah said plainly.

"So you'd be fine with touching yourself in front of everyone right now?"

"NO" She added coldly.

"So why does Principal Castle masterbating in front of everyone seem normal to you?"

"Because it is? I'm not her for one and it would be weird if she did it right now. She can't just do it whenever she wants."

"Ughhh" Jason sighed, face palming. There has to be some way to make her understand. Maybe something more direct to her.

"You'd never walk around school naked right?"

"What, no! What kind of question is that? This really isn't the time to be messing around, okay."

"But what if I said..." a little grin forming on Jason's face "you normally go to school naked."

"With the exception of shoes and socks!" He quickly added, not wanting Leah to hurt herself going around barefoot.

Before Jason could get a response out of her, they heard a shouting getting closer.

"LEAH! Leah!" It was one of the football players, Leah's boyfriend football player. "Leah, your appointment is ready, your parents sent me to get you."

There was a slight pause as he studied her outfit.

"aww, you're not going naked today?"

"Just because I normally come to school naked doesn't mean I always do, jeez. But I could take my top off if it makes you feel better."

Leah took her jacket off, handing it to the football player. "Gotta run Jason, good luck with Hudson..." She moved off with her boyfriend pulling her shirt up over her head before shouting over her shoulder "...and I don't want to hear any more crap about those earrings!"

Jason was left standing there, dumbfounded, the stolen mother still pressed against his side.

"Um...Excuse me, but could I go back to my family now?" She asked her captor.

"Oh, ah... sure. After one more kiss."

Jason brought his lips to hers once again, this time she parted them a little more to give his tongue easier access. Jason tasted her mouth and lipstick for a bit before getting bored since she wasn't returning the kiss in any way, shape, or form. Breaking away, Jason let her go to reunite with her family but not before giving her a hard smack on the ass.

By this point Stacy's long slender legs had brought her back to Jason, their new fresh cup of coffee in her hand. He closed the distance she left between them and put his arm around her waist, pulling her close and leaning into her.

She took another sip of coffee before speaking. "So, Woodshop is first?"

"Yeah" Jason answered looking over his shoulder as Mr. Chedders sitting in the corner. "He's over there" They moved together like a loving couple on a first date, Jason clinging onto her side. Thinking about his encounter with Leah just now, he remembered he still had a problem to solve.

"Stacy, you wouldn't really tell my father if I was failing a subject would you?"

She looked at him sideways, offering the cup of coffee to him. "Yes, of course. Your father wants to know these things Jason, Just because he couldn't make it tonight doesn't mean you are off the hook for these things. I will be telling him everything I hear tonight."

Jason stopped abruptly, causing them both to halt. He considered her words while taking a sip from the cup. "So, if I was to just walk you out of here to the football field and fuck your brains out all night, you wouldn't have anything bad to report?" Jason aired his plan to her face.

"Ha!" She scoffed "That's not going to happen though, is it?" She was cracking a smile now, she enjoyed how powerless she thought he was in the situation.

Jason handed the coffee back and tugged her to the side correcting their course toward the door. "Yeah it is." His smile broadened as his hand slipped down and started to squeeze her ass. She looked over her shoulder at his marauding palm, then back to the corner Mr. Chedders was in. His table getting smaller as the distance increased. Taking in her situation she quickly came to the conclusion that he might in fact fuck her, not that she cared much, it would be normal for him to do so, but she did have one point to raise.

"If we are going to miss the appointments, I'm sure your father will get in touch with the school to catch up. So it shouldn't be to much of a problem." She reasoned.

Jason coasted them both to a stop. Stress once again gripping him, his hand grabbed her short grey skirt in a tight fist.

"I should have know it wouldn't be that simple..." He muttered to himself.

"JASON ANDERSON!" Mr. Chedders voice rang out from his table. Jason felt he had **** but to continue the evening as it was. He pulled Stacy over to the first appointment table of the night her face showing a bit of confusion, trying to decide whether he was still going to fuck her or not.