Tell him you want to watch porn

You ask Joe if he wants to see 'something cool', and he agrees. You figure, best to ease him into it, and you load up a file on your computer with 2 girls going at it. His cock bulges in his pants, and you both sit together until the movie is over.

Joe looks at you with a wicked look on his face, "That was awesome... lemme pick another."

He scans your list of porn, and gets an odd look on his face.. "What the fug is bisexual?"

Poor Joe, you think... that's the best of both worlds...

You look at Joe, and nod your approval. "You'll see, dude. Thats the point of porn... you just watch, you don't have to like it."

The movie starts out good enough, a guy and a girl, but when the second guy comes in the room, Joe gets a bit uncomfortable. "We don't have to watch this..."

"Its alright dude, I wouldn't have it if I hadn't thought to watch it."

Joe is about to protest again, but soon he's transfixed on the guy sucking the 2nd guy's cock. He seems confused.

"Is it as good as a girl sucking your cock?" Joe asks.

You wonder if Joe has ever had a blow job, and soon realize its clearly not the case. You start to wonder if this is such a good idea, when you realize he's just given you an opening.