Tell him everything

Jason didn't know what came over her. Whether it was the vestiges of Harley's personality temporarily taking hold or just her genuine fear of dying a second time, she spilled.

"It was Bats! Batman sent me to find out why you were in hiding."

"HAH! Batman? Worried about me? Aww... I knew he cared!"

Joker grinned, resting a hand on Jason's shoulder. The cold blade gently ran up to his throat, the clown prince lowering himself to her ear.

"But that doesn't quite explain why you're working for the caped crusader, now does it? He's broken your bones almost as many times as he has mine!"

"I... Because I..."

"Hmm? What's that? Out with it, Harley! I don't got all day!"

The blade softly pressed against her skin.

"BEACAUSE I'M NOT REALLY HARLEY QUINN!"

Jason blurted out.

Joker stepped back, losing his smile in exchange for a look of dazed bewilderment. He paused, moving in front of Jason and examining her thoroughly.

"Well, you look like Harley, you dress like Harley, you talk like Harley, but you don't quite act like her, now that you mention it..."

The clown prince scratched his head.

"I'll humor you. Humor is my thing after all! If you're not Harley, then who are you?"

"I'm... I'm... Red Hood..."

She blushed and looked down to avoid his gaze.

"HAH! You're joking! Tell me you're joking!"

Joker grinned from ear to ear. When he saw her flushed face, he knew she was telling the truth.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Be burst out laughing, grabbing his sides. He went on for a good minute before his chuckling subsided.

"You... you're Red Hood?"

He wiped a tear from his eye.

"What is with that mantle and turning people into clowns?"

Joker giggled, his hand snaking passed Jason's side and cupping one of her breasts.

"You sure do feel like Harley too..."

"Hey! Hands off, clown!"

Jason struggled but the restraints held firm. Her face reddened further as an alien sensation ran through her body. God, Harley wasn't still hot for him was she?

"I wonder what it's like to be stuck in the body of a blonde bimbo. Must be quite the blow to the old ego, eh?"

Joker lifted Jason's face up by her chin with his finger.

"And your plan was what? Get captured and pray Batman will rescue you?"