Tell him I walk around the house nude.

-Tell him how I walk around the house.

"What?"

-Tell him I walk around naked or close to it all the time. If he comes and visits he is bound to get a free show.

"Really, you would do that with a guest in the house?"

-Not normally but if it gets him to come visit you why not?

"Alright babe, Ill tell him."

-Good boy!