Tell her about your booze

"well I got some palm bay"

"What! Why are we drinking all my beer if you have your own ****" I shrugged

"You offered"

"Did you get anything else" {if Condoms = true}

"Ya I might have picked up some... condoms"

"What was that speak up girl" I knew full well she heard me, she was just being well Susan.

"I got a box of condoms!" I said a bit louder. Susan had the dumbest grin on her face.

"So you are planning on popping your cherry" Susan clapped her hands together like she just found out she won the lottery.

"I didn't say that I just figured it would be better to be safe"

"Oh yes mmm hmmm.... for sure" she tried to sound as sarcastic as she could.

"I'm serious im not planning on jumping into bed with just some random guy!"

"Okay okay still though you bought condoms you must at least be thinking about it"

"A little I guess, but I'm not going to go looking for it"

"Okay okay I won't pry... for now" Susan reached for yet another can of beer. {endif}

"No that was it I need to save some of my money"

"Fair enough" Susan reached for yet another can of beer.