Tell Susan about the condoms

" I picked up some... condoms" Susan held her hand to her ear

"What was that speak up girl" I knew full well she heard me, she was just being well Susan.

"I got a box of condoms!" I said a bit louder. Susan had the dumbest grin on her face.

"So you are planning on popping your cherry" Susan clapped her hands together like she just found out she won the lottery.

"I didn't say that I just figured it would be better to be safe"

"Oh yes mmm hmmm.... for sure" she tried to sound as sarcastic as she could.

"I'm serious im not planning on jumping into bed with just some random guy!"

"Okay okay still though you bought condoms you must at least be thinking about it"

"A little I guess, but I'm not going to go looking for it"

"Did you get anything else?"

"Just some lube {if booze = true} and some palm bay" {endif}

"Still that's a big step we should celebrate" Susan said as she reached for another can.