Teleportation Troubles : RP Between Abagel (Me!) and SpinelHound

SpinelHound05/04/2020

Zelda had just been speaking to Link in her Sheik disguise, her own way of sharing knowledge with him of the Triforce and how to best go on his journey without drawing attention to herself. Upon finishing her conversation with him, she'd cast her spell to teleport away, while simultaneously changing out of her outfit. However, it did not go as planned. For one thing, she was only halfway to the castle, currently in a field of grass. The other problem was that she was now nude.

abagel05/04/2020

Zelda could feel absolutely every blade of grass on her skin, which should really alarm her. She felt it beneath her back, her bottom, and her bare feet. Suddenly, there was a call from nearby, which made her heart sink. "Lady?!? What is this? Are you alright?" Then approaching. "Wh-woah. You're um....you're very- very undressed. Wait a second..."

SpinelHound05/04/2020

She'd be quick to hide under the grass to hide both her nude body and her red face, though that just meant the tall blades of grass would be tickling at her more and making it harder to stay still.

"D-don't look, I'm very ashamed...!"

abagel05/04/2020

"Now, now...it's not everyday I see...well." The figure stepped over the hill and revealed himself to be a guard. He looked hot in his armor on this sunny day. And tired. He must be coming back from a long patrol. "I've been around the castle enough to know who you are, Princess."

SpinelHound05/04/2020

"O-of course, I know there's no way you wouldn't recognize me. I just didn't want to be seen like this! D-do you know anyway I can get back to the castle without being seen by anyone else? I'm trusting you with my dignity!"

abagel05/04/2020

He sighed. "As one of your subjects, I'm inclined to serve. However, I can't exactly promise that. The second part, that is." He looked around. "Do you know where we are?" He leaned forward a little, studying her in the grass. He mostly looked from the shoulders up, but her nudity was entirely evident.

SpinelHound05/04/2020

Despite being able to tell where he was looking, it was still embarrassing nonetheless, since her body was so exposed.

"U-um, no. I had tried to use my spell to send myself back to my castle, but I did not make it all the way there. Are we a safe distance away...?"

abagel05/04/2020

The guard chuckled. His eyes roamed lower, over her exposed hips and what he could see of her rear end. "You could say that. You really could- ehm. Yes, Princess. We're just due north of Lake Hylia."

May 5, 2020

SpinelHound05/05/2020

"Hey, me being naked does not give you permission to stare! And that's fine, then- got anything to cover me or should I rely on just my stealth?"

abagel05/05/2020

"No offense, my lady....but don't you have something for this? I don't pretend to understand magic too well, it was never my forte or I wouldn't be a simple guard. What went wrong?" The guard looks in his bag. "I haven't much of use, and this armor wouldn't exactly fit you, or help you. It would slow you down. The heat alone is difficult to bear." Then he brightens. "I suppose we would need to restore your magic. There's a fairy nearby, at least that's what they say. However...."

SpinelHound05/05/2020

"Oh great, take me there right away! Once my magic is restored I can get home fast!" she exclaimed eagerly

abagel05/05/2020

The guard blinks. "Surely you can't be that naive- with all respect. Princess, this is a dangerous landscape, and while it may seem tranquil enough...." The guard went quiet. "Do you know of what a Bubble is?"

SpinelHound05/05/2020

"I'd like to hope it's something whimsical and delightful, but I doubt it... eheh, I must admit I have been a bit clueless to the dangers that exist outside of Ganondorf himself..."

abagel05/05/2020

The guard didn't miss a beat. "Of course you don't. Well, let me tell you, they're nasty things. They look like human skulls but they couldn't be more inhuman. They fly around on these wiry little wings and they're cloaked in strange colored flames. But the worst part? Those fires don't burn, they carry a curse, one the little devils are all too happy to share. And there's a whole pack of them just due south. I can't fight them, I've been trained to evade."

May 6, 2020

SpinelHound05/06/2020

"S-so, what options do I have, then? Risk getting cursed or just try to make my way home completely nude? Feels like I'm doomed either way, my guard..." she admitted, feeling downtrodden due to all of this information.

abagel05/06/2020

"Well, that's exactly it. The curse...will prevent you from using the equipment you need. Right now you want clothing ,yes? One touch, and no clothes for you, Princess. For a while." The guard rubs his chin. "We can try to fight through, or we can take another route. It's up to you, but the journey will be long."

SpinelHound05/06/2020

She let out a whimper and responded, "I-I suppose I will take another safer route. I can't risk getting into danger, and I don't want to rely on you entirely, as I'd feel too guilty."

abagel05/06/2020

The guard laughs. "Well then, I hope you're prepared for some stealth action, because we're cutting through the Kokiri Forest. And they've never seen....well, a lady like you before. Not like this."

SpinelHound05/06/2020

"N-neiher sound like appealing options, but... I suppose I'll have to do my best to not be spotted in the Forest! I hope you can assist me in this journey, my loyal guard."

abagel05/06/2020

The guard bows, but with a smirk. "I am at your service, ma'am." Then he stands up and starts to head east. "It'll be this way, an hour's walk."

SpinelHound05/06/2020

SHe slowly stood, trying to ignore his cocky expression, and began to follow, trying her best to hide herself behind him. once she got out of the grassy field, though, she knew things would not be as easy.

abagel05/06/2020

The guard listened to the girl behind him shuffling, her bare feet making soft noises on the turf compared to his boots. She was such a gentle, pretty thing. And it was also lucky that she happened to be in her birthday suit. But he would aid the Princess just the same, even if it meant having to say goodbye to that sight. For the first time, he was happy for the extended length of his round trip across the kingdom. "So. Again, how does a princess find herself in this kind of situation? I might need to know more to properly help." They got up to the top of a hill, and the sheer size of Hyrule's central countryside could be easily understood. Off in the distance, there were small huts, trader caravans, and scattered crowds.

SpinelHound05/06/2020

She blushed at the idea of being spotted by any of those crowds, as news spread fast in Hyrule- if even a few people saw her nude, everyone might know about it in a matter of minutes.

"I was in a disguise and attempted to use a spell to get back to the Castle while changing my outfit at the same time. I fear I might not've had the juice for it."

May 7, 2020

abagel05/07/2020

The guard nodded and put his hands on his hips. "Ah, so you ran out of....whatever it is that powers it." He frowns under his helmet. "Not much I can do to help with that. Maybe there's something at one of those shops over in the distance, except...." He motioned to her body quite nonchalantly. "We can always stick to the outskirts and get to the forest in about the same time."

SpinelHound05/07/2020

"G-good idea, that seems fine to me. I just hope nobody else sees me- I'm lucky that you're someone who cares about my safety and dignity."

abagel05/07/2020

"You pay me to." The guard said quietly. "Anyhow, let's get moving. A few of those caravans come over this pass. It won't be long." He started moving south, toward the thick wood on the horizon. Those in the know knew better than to enter the woods around the Kokiri Forest. It would only lead to misdirection at best, becoming completely lost at the worst. In order to enter the domain of the Kokiri, one had to find just the right entrance.

SpinelHound05/07/2020

She didn't take notice of that first comment, simply following him south with complete trust while covering her body as best she could- one arm over her breasts, the other trying to conceal her butt. she relied on being so close to the guard as a way of hiding her privates without using her arms.

abagel05/07/2020

They made it about a half a mile closer without much trouble. Then there was a rolling noise from behind them. "Come one, come all! Finest potions here! Get your potions!" The guard suddenly turned around and grabbed Zelda's bare shoulders. He was looking right at her. He could see her. "Come now, get behind me! Be quick or you'll be seen, this is level terrain!"

SpinelHound05/07/2020

She gasped, blushing deep before moving to hide behind him, hating the fact that people could come from any direction and ruin her seemingly perfect plan of disguise. She hoped the man didn't have enough time to process what ee saw.

abagel05/07/2020

The guard smiled ear to ear under his helmet when the bare princess could no longer see him. She was quite the sight, every inch of her perfection out in the high sunlight on this perfect day. "Get your potio- you sir! You're a man in the line of duty! Yes you!" The enthusiastic salesman pointed a long finger at the guard. "I have a red potion right here with your name on it! Well....not- you know the turn of phrase I'm sure, being well traveled! What do you say, 200 rupees! Surely you won't get a better deal, what with the convenience of goods brought to your very location, you see-" The guard studied the man from afar. It was a tall, skinny sort of fellow with a funny hat that looked like a short, fat animal. He doubted the salesman had made it himself. "As you can see, I am making purposeful progress towards the Forest. I have an errand. Surely you don't expect me to invite danger-" "AH! The lowly Business Scrub! I'll have you know they're nothing but swindlers. Only at Moori's Fine Traveling Market will you find-" The guard whispered to the nude woman behind him. "This one's aggressive."

SpinelHound05/07/2020

THe adorable nude Princess Zelda gave a nod in response, having to admit that when the risk of her nude body being spotted wasn't as high, she was able to appreciate this beautiful day even more. It was the perfect temperature that one could reasonably be nude and still enjoy themselves. She had to hope this salesman left them alone soon enough so she could continue, though.

abagel05/07/2020

The guard elbowed her in the stomach, but not roughly. However, her bare tummy was the first place he had made any physical contact with his own skin. "No no, I'm really not in the place for business right now, just on a very important mission, from the Princess herself, if you would believe it-" That part was actually not a lie. "So if you'll allow me...." The businessman narrowed his eyes and put a hand cupped over his temple to block out the sun. "Forgive me, but I can't help but notice...are you not alone? What about that dashing- ehem...." The man started to noticeably attempt to look around the guard. "Pardon me..." He muttered, but not so loud the two couldn't hear. I'm sure that's a girl.....damn these eyes. Yes, just go with missus "Missus! Yes you back there! You've hardly had a chance to see my wares. I'm sure this man of honor doesn't speak for a lady like yourself!"

SpinelHound05/07/2020

She actually had to cover her mouth to avoid squealing due to her ticklishness, dreading that might've been the **** of her. Of course, her face went completely red when she heard the salesman actually address her, not realizing his vision was not the best, and she'd move to remain as far from his view as possible.

"H-He may not speak for me but we are in agreement, we do not have time to make purchases," she responded nervously, attempting to disguise her voice to avoid being recognized as the princess.

abagel05/07/2020

The man scratched his chin, though only the guard could see it. "Well, if you're in a hurry, I suppose there's nothing to be done. Do have a good day! And please come by my stationary location in Castle Town! It's just in the new market! You can't miss it!" The caravan started moving again, and awfully quick. The guard scratched his own chin when he noticed a small chimney puffing smoke out of the top. "Hmmm...weird." Then he turned around to the still naked girl. "Well, then? Shall we continue?"