Teach Class

I bravely entered the hall to teach the all-female aerobics class. I kept my head down as I power-walked to the front of class, I could hear the many women in the room begin talking in hushed breath.

I turned to face the class, making sure to stand proud and just act like nothing was wrong. The sooner I teach them the sooner I can go home. The women looked me up and down, taking in every intimate detail on display.

After a quick introduction, I pressed on to the first objective of the class, the warm-up. This is where I met some resistance from the class.

"What?!" I exclaimed, confused. "Not one of you knows how to run on the spot to warm up? I mean, do I really need to demonstrate something as basic as that?"