Tavern whore Zelda

A storms approaching Zelda needs to find a shelter for the night, luckily there’s a tavern up ahead.

“Excuse me, but how much for a bed for the night?” She asked the innkeeper

“It’s 20 rupees for a single bed for the night” the innkeeper responded to her

“Ok” Zelda reached back for her wallet and rummaged through it…. It was empty “uh, is there anywhere I could stay for cheaper?” She asked worried

“Outside is free” he said back nonchalantly

“Wha!? Is there anything I can do to stay here for the night?” She begged him.

He gave her a look up and down “there is one thing, you see one of our staff has come down with a case of that new sickness and so she doesn’t infect anyone else she’s currently isolating so could you take over for her?”

“Sure I can do that if it means I can stay here, what was her position?” Zelda asked relieved.

“She was the tavern whore” he simply said

Zelda froze and it was pure silence for a couple seconds.

“Huh?”