Tasty Cum Jutsu

There are a lot of different jutsu out there. From fireballs to speed boosts, barriers to clones, reincarnation to frog summoning. Most were useful in combat, taught in ninja schools, and took years of training to master.

“Tasty Cum Justu?”

But that wasn’t always the case.

Naruto Uzumaki sat cross-legged on his bed. A leather-bound book in his hands that was making him scratch his head in perplexive curiosity. It was one of the last things Jiraiya had left him, tucked away in a hidden compartment of his traveling pack. The title, embossed in faded gold leaf, read: Jiraiya’s Guide to Unparalleled Passion: A Compendium of Jutsu for the Discerning Yet Considerate Lover.

“Ero-sennin, you perv…” he muttered, trying not to look too interested in the technique in case an errant ghost was watching him. There had been many techniques in the book, ‘Sensitive Massage Jutsu’, ‘Pleasant Smell Jutsu’, ‘Vigra For Over 50 Year Olds Justu’. Many of which did not interest Naruto in the slightest.

But something about making his cum tasty sounded funny.

“Okay, ‘Tasty Cum Jutsu’,” Naruto read aloud. “‘A simple chakra-infusion jutsu to alter the flavor profile of one's nut creme. Guaranteed to make any partner beg for a taste.’ Wow! This sounds great! I wonder if I could get Sakura to eat some of my cum?”

Standing up from his bed, Naruto formed the hand seals, channeling his chakra into his hands before shifting all that energy down to his crotch.

A faint pink mist seemed to dissipate from around his groyne. Nothing else, just a bit of pink smoke. His dick certainly didn’t feel any different.

“Is that it?” he asked, “Hmm… is it because you have to apply it to each nut?”

So he tried again. Hand seals, chakra, aim, then penis mist. Maybe there was some light tingling? Naruto supposed the only way to really tell would be a taste test, but it really felt like there should be some sort of actual effect that should have taken place. For all he knew doing it twice just meant he turned off the jutsu.

But there was one way to make sure it worked: by doing it a lot!

“Shadow Clone Jutsu!” he yelled with a grin, and in a puff of smoke his usual entourage of twenty identical copies of himself appeared in the room. It was a similar move he used to power up his Rasengan. Shadow Clones were overpowered when used tactically, and Naruto figured the same logic applied to making his cum as tasty as possible.

Of course, in his haste, Naruto missed the writing scribbled at the bottom of the page. ‘Note: A single application is potent enough to drive a kunoichi wild with desire from scent alone. Never apply it more than once.’

The twenty clones formed the seals, aimed the chakra, and pointed at source Naruto’s dick. A massive cloud of pink mist erupted in the room, smelling overwhelmingly of passion fruit and honey. Naruto coughed, waving his hands around to clear the sudden sweet smoke bomb he’d unleashed upon himself. But then, after it cleared, Naruto felt… different.

He stumbled back. A strange, heavy feeling settling in his groin. It was like he'd just drunk a gallon of water through his penis. His balls felt... dense. Swollen.

“Whoa,” he grunted, shifting uncomfortably. “That's... weird. Feels like I gotta go piss or something…” He gulped, shifting his collar as he looked down, a slight panic in his eyes as he saw his boner trying desperately to escape from his pants. Whatever this was, it wasn’t urine. “Maybe I should just... you know... take care of it. Quick and easy.”

He flopped back onto his bed, unzipped his pants, and wrapped his hand around his cock. Something strange was happening, Naruto was already diamond-hard. Like he hadn’t whacked it in three weeks. He didn’t even have the time to dig out one of Jiraiya’s magazines to jerk it too, the heavy feeling in his sack translating into a desperate throbbing need. His hand quickly began to fap at ludicrous speeds.

It didn’t take him long to nut.

And nut hard.

A thick n’ nasty stream of boiling cum erupted from his cock, flowing in a seemingly endless river. He grabbed a tissue. Then another. Then five more. Somehow, it wasn’t enough. He was locked in the throes of a continuous mind-blowing orgasm that was producing more jizz than he thought humanly possible. The impossible amount of cum flooded his bed, then his floor as he tried to find a way to at least contain the leak.

After his ten minute orgasm, Naruto had filled up most containers he could find in his small apartment. Mugs, bowls, a bucket, his wok. All of it filled to the brim before his penis finally stopped unleashing. The smell of honey, passion fruit, and cum was beyond pungent.

And yet? After all that? It didn’t make him feel any better. His balls still felt painfully full and his dick still ached with need.

“Holy shit…” he muttered, wiping as much sweat off his brow and semen off of his clothes as he could. “I have to get to Tsunade-baa-chan… believe it…”

---

Naruto sprinted through the streets of Konoha, his heart pounding in his chest almost as much as his dick throbbed in his pants. He had taken a couple of pickle jars full of his jizz from his apartment as proof of the medical emergency. Tightly tucking them in his arms to hide their content, the passion fruit-honey scent that wafted from its barely sealed lids was a constant reminder of his predicament.

He hurried as fast as he could across the rooftops, not noticing the effect even the passing wafts of his cum smell was having. As he passed, women all throughout Konoha stopped mid-conversation, their cheeks flushing, their eyes glazing over with a sudden inexplicable heat. A kunoichi leaning against a wall slid to the ground, her hand pressing between her thighs. A group of shopping mothers all dropped their baskets and began making out with each other. Most couldn’t discern the source of the smell, but desperately wanted more of it.

Naruto quickly made it and burst through the doors of the Hokage's office. “Tsunade-baa-chan! I need help! It's an emergency!”

Tsunade barely looked up from her mountain of paperwork, her expression annoyed. “Naruto, this better not be another bullshit prank. What have I told you about bursting in-"

She stopped.

Her eyes widened, and more importantly, her nose twitched.

The air in the office, usually smelling of old paper and sake, was suddenly filled with the most intoxicatingly sweet, masculine scent she had ever smelled. Sweet, yet with a musky primal undertone that went straight to her core.

It was a smell she knew from a long time ago, yet intensified twenty times over. Somehow finding her again after so long. Blooming a sudden and intense ache in her belly from the mere waft of the scent.

And she wasn’t the only one. Shizune, who had been standing behind her near the window, dropped the stack of papers she was pressuring her mentor to sort through. The same face of shock and awe blooming on her face as her pupils dilated in lustful hunger, “What... what is that smell?”

Naruto held up the jars, his hand trembling. “It's me! I used a jutsu Ero-senni left me, and now my dick is broken! It won’t stop making this stuff! Please, Tsunade-baa-chan, you have to fix-WOAH!!”

Never would he expect the pair of women to burst forth like hungry pumas. The stacks of papers on her desk suddenly became meaningless as both of them leapt over the desk and scattered them around the room.

He barely had time to blink before the pair had swiped a jar each and begun chugging.

Watching the sexy Tsunade bring the jar of semen to her lips, tilt her head, and take a long deep swallow, was incredibly arousing. She just seemed to love the taste so much. A shudder ran through her entire body to accompany the guttural moan escaping her lips. The Hokage was acting like his cum was the most delicious thing she had ever tasted. Even while cum overfloweth and oozed down her chin, she just kept chugging that sweet nectar.

And next to her, Shizune was in a similar state of bliss. Her jar was slightly smaller, meaning she had to start licking the sides sooner, showing no shame in trying to scoop out as much jizz as she could get her tongue on. They were making the same sounds pigs would make while eating from a trough, the only difference being how aroused their food was making them with each globule passing through their mouths.

They finished the jar in a minute. Faces flushed, breathing heavy, they were looking at Naruto with a hungry need he’d never seen from them. The ninja could only gulp in fear and partial arousal as his supposed saviours approached.

“More,” Tsunade breathed, those legendary breasts stained with cum looming over him, her voice raw with desire. “We need more.”

“Please, Naruto-kun,” Shizune begged, kneeling on the floor to start crawling towards him. “We need the source.”

Naruto's mind went blank. He was surrounded by two of the most powerful, respected women in the village, and they were begging him for his cum.

Without thinking he looked to his dick.

“Your penis made it?” asked Tsunade, “Remove your pants immediately!”

“AIP!” Poof!

Just as Tsunade’s hand grappled his pole, Naruto instinctively vanished. Replaced by a log, with Tsunade now grasping the single branch from it. She snarled, tossing the log against the nearest wall and making it dent. “Get back here, Naruto!”

“No way!” his voice echoed out from an unclear location, “I need medical Tsunade first! Not insane cum drinker Tsunade! You know that wasn’t alcohol, right?! Dammit, you don’t understand how many gallons of semen I made earlier!”

Tsuande looked positively ready to burst out into tears, “G-gallons…? Your testicles create so much…? NARUTO I SWEAR-!”

“Lady Tsunade!” Shizune snipped, looking angrier than she’d ever been towards her mentor. “Does ‘catching flies with sugar over vinegar’ mean nothing to you?! Obviously, if the cause is medical arousal, then there is a way for us all to get what we want!” She huffed, turning around and taking just a second to compose herself. “Naruto-kun? We are willing to give you medical advice. Anything you need, we will provide… as long as you may provide us more of that wonderful liquid.”

Without missing a beat, Shizune disrobed.

Naruto, who was regretting not running for the hills at the first chance of sense he had, looked on with lust. That cute studious girl was standing there naked, her flat stomach and puffy pussy on full display, hoping with all her heart that it would grant her a single drop of his cum. It was hard not to be hard at that.

Tsunade, sensing the tension in the room, proudly followed the lead of her subordinate. The legendary sennin and her even more legendary breasts suddenly bounced into view. Both women were gushing wet down there, having both sets of panties practically splat to the floor. Their bodies were so beautiful. Strong and cool from years of training, yet clearly softened from their time behind desks, making the perfect blend of flat with pudge.

“We’ll do anything you say, Naruto,” said Tsunade, reaffirming Shizune’s promise by cupping her chest. “I know how much you love my breasts, won’t you come cum on them? Please?”

“...”

He slowly emerged from behind the desk, embarrassed but too horny to deny them, unable to hide the huge aching boner through his orange pants. “Just… be gentle?”

---

“N-Naruto-kun?”

Hinata clutched the small, hand-knitted scarf in her hands, her heart fluttering with a nervous anticipation. She had finally worked up the courage to visit Naruto at his apartment, hoping they could have some ramen together, only to find that his door had been left strangely ajar.

There was no answer to her call, only some strange noises inside that sounded… inhuman.

With a gulp, she slowly entered.

Her heart was hammering in her chest, but not the reason she was hoping. Why was Naruto’s apartment so dark? What were those noises? And what in the world was that smell?

She rounded the corner into the living room, and in a million guesses she’d never be able to have guessed what she saw. Sakura and Ino were there, but they weren't... doing what she feared. They were kneeling on the floor, surrounded by a collection of half empty bowls, discarded tupperwares, and crusty socks. Their faces were flushed, their eyes were glassy, and they were panting like they'd just finished a marathon. All while white sauce dripped messily from their bodies.

“What... what are you doing?” Hinata whispered, her voice trembling.

Ino's head snapped up from the bucket she had been chugging from, her eyes focusing on Hinata for a few seconds before she gulped her mouthful and went back down to the bucket.

Having just finished chugging a tankard, Sakura wiped her mouth before licking her hand. She threw an eyebrow to Hinata before saying, “He’s not here. We need to find him once we’re done here.”

“H-him…?” Hinata gulped, somehow too confused to understand the heat in her own body.

Sakura shrugged, picking up one of the still sealed jars and tossing it to the new girl. They’d already learned that fighting over the sauce was an unworthy pursuit, and it wouldn’t take long for Hinata to be just like them.

Hinata fumbled with the catch a little, but still managed to hold onto it. She searched inside, seeing the shaken seminal sauce swirling, a single smear escaping to stain her skin, smelling so… so… seriously sexy.

She licked it with gusto, shuddering in sudden desire as the taste of Naruto’s jizz filled her brain and changed her tastes forever. It was the single greatest taste in the world, and she couldn’t stop herself from tearing open the jar before chugging wantonly. Waves of pleasure coursed over her. It was like her body was orgasming with every gulp.

And before the bliss could last forever, it tragically ended.

Hinata had to lick the semen from the sides, scooping what she could with her finger, swallowing everything before cleaning her fingers as hard as she could.

“More,” said Hinata, her voice a low, determined purr. “You said Naruto-kun has more?”

“We can only guess,” said Sakura, uncorking another bottle before chugging and spitting it out violently. “Blech! That’s just milk! Gimme that.” she hissed, grabbing Naruto’s sheet and licking across the unwashed cloth to collect the semen taste.

Hinata could see the supply here was still pretty plentiful, but would run out soon with the three of them. She dove for an unclaimed ramen bowl and shoved her face in it. Something about the feel of it on her skin felt so amazing, like she was completely encompassed in the world’s greatest taste.

---

Naruto was trying not to enjoy sitting on the Hokage’s chair as much as he was. But when the actual Hokage was naked, kissing you, and jumping rapidly on your dick, that task becomes rather difficult.

Tsunade just kept lewdly jumping on him, over and over again. That desperate hunger for him only fueling his arousal and sanding away his guilty conscience with every invigorated hump. She just did everything he asked of her, pushing her breasts into his chest or squeezing tighter with no complaint. Anything to get more cum from him.

He was lasting longer now. He had already suffered through a couple more ten minute orgasms where Tsunade and Shizune practically bathed in his fresh jizz, but after so many hours he could at least enjoy a bit of sex.

In his head this was just them healing him, in a bit of a twisted way, but he believed it made sense to drain the problem, right?

Though Anko joining in did throw a bit of a wrench in that thought process.

She’d just come in to chat with the Hokage about a mission, but within a minute she was naked and licking jizz from Shizune’s cum filled pussy. That had been a few hours ago, right now both Anko and Shizune were below Tsunade’s ass, keeping their heads between his legs to suckle a nut each. Some form of cum generation ritual had formed to stimulate his balls as much as possible for more jizz.

Following Naruto’s requests had come so naturally to them. If he was to generate more cum for them it made sense to just do anything he wanted. Blowjobs, titfucks, anal, dancing, kissing each other, whatever Naruto desired to generate a little bit more. Even if it meant they had to lick it out of the deepest holes of their companions, the taste was worth it.

Tsunade especially had fallen hard. She’d once been so addicted to Jiraiya’s jizz that it took weeks of going cold turkey to even stabilise her mentality. But even then, she’d always slightly resented that he’d let the jutsu fade in power. A little part of her always hoping she’d get to taste that incredible taste again, but having to drown that desire in booze… until now. She hadn’t just fallen off, she had pushed the proverbial wagon off a cliff, and now that she was here Tsunade wasn’t going to let Naruto’s ten times tastier jizz fade. Ever.

“Naruto-kun!” Hinata gasped.

All eyes turned to the entrance of the room. Three women had suddenly found their way inside. Not that they were being particularly subtle, Anko had barely even shut the door when she’d entered. Now Tsunade’s three students were to be bathed in Naruto’s smell, even if he wasn’t thrilled with the idea.

Naruto looked freaked out, “Hinata! Sakura! Ino! D-don’t come any closer! I-!”

“Did you say cum?” asked Ino, already shrugging off her top, “It was his jizz all along!”

“It’s our turn! Get off him, you old bat!” Sakura snarled, a competitive fire in her eyes.

“What?! You… how?!” Naruto gasped, trying not to shudder too hard as Tsunade possessively squeezed tighter around his member. “Ahh!”

“You always did lack patience, Sakura,” said Tsunade, glaring at her before cupping Naruto’s cheek and leaning in. “You’re all too late. To the victor goes the spoils…”

Sakura had bridged the gap in an instant, but it was still too slow to stop Tsunade from kissing Naruto hard. He didn’t have long to enjoy it though, as Sakura’s finger hooked the inside of his mouth and dragged him away from Tsunade. “Naruto. You’ve always wanted to fuck me, right? Let my young body pleasure you and you can pump my mouth with as much cum as you want.”

“Gwath?!” he spluttered around her finger. Naruto was confused and pained, but Tsunade could feel his member harden just that little bit more. “Thakura?!”

Hinata was on the other side, having had the time to strip down, she clasped her hands together over her ample chest. “Please, Naruto-kun... I just want a taste of it fresh…”

“Make room!” Ino snarled, apparently fighting for real estate of his nuts against Anko and Shizune.

“Piss off!” Anko hissed.

“Treat Naruto-kun with respect and he will reward you,” Shizune tried to advise, but she was still getting shoved a lot by Ino.

“Girls! Please! This is supposed to be a medical procedure! Right, Tsunade-obaa-chan?” said Naruto.

“I’m not getting off! He wants me here!” Tsunade snarled at Sakura.

“He wants me more!” Sakura barked.

“Please…” whimpered Hinata.

“Move!” yelled Ino.

“Mine!” yelled Anko.

“It was me next!” whined Shizune.

“No!”

“Fuck!”

“Grah!”

“Hiss!”

“ENOUGH!”

The girls finally all looked at Naruto, the anger on his face making their blood run cold as they feared he’d leave them high and dry. They all gripped him, hoping with all their hearts he wouldn’t teleport away or refuse to cum again.

He slammed his hands together.

“Shadow Clone Jutsu!”

The room was suddenly filled with dozens of naked Narutos. All of their erect members on full display with a heavy sack of semen swinging below them. Just the sight of it made six women quiver. Their heartrates accelerating at the idea they’d get their own cum factory all their own.

Naruto-prime sighed, “Look, there’s plenty of me to go around, alright? So just… pick a clone and let Tsunade do her medical just, okay?”

They didn’t need to be told twice. Each of them basically slid to the nearest unclaimed Naruto they could reach in time and started sucking him off with zero complaint. The six unused clones all doubled up, letting each woman have two cocks each to do as they pleased. Some of the girls jerked off their second Naruto, others bounced their mouths back and forth, and Anko tried to shove both in her mouth.

Only Tsunade didn’t budge, keeping her pussy wrapped around Naruto-prime. Though a clone had found her asshole and was starting to poke around, much to her utter joy to get two tasty loads pumped into her. Maybe she would get to keep a clone forever to provide her bottles of his cum for her to drink on the job.

Though Naruto did seem a little concerned still. “You can cure this… right, Tsunade-obaa-chan?”

She looked at him with conflicted feelings.

Truly, she did not know why he would want to remove this taste from the world, but Naruto was asking her a genuine question. Looking at her with pleading eyes to reassure his life wouldn’t change forever. Tsunade bit her lip, chewing on the idea before responding, “...how many layers of jutsu did you apply?”

“Uhm… like, twenty-something?” he replied.

“That does explain some things…” she mumbled. “It’ll take time, Naruto. Jiraiya’s cum returned to normal after about a month, but he only applied two stacks to himself.”

“Damn! So like, ten months?” he said, looking over at the sight of the other women all sucking his various cocks with such gusto. “I guess… if you think you can handle that much medical treatment?”

She purred, leaning forward to place her forehead on his own. Her beautiful face so very close to his own. “Oh, don’t worry about me, Naruto-kun. Anything to make you happy.”

As they made out and his clone sodomised the Hokage, Naruto felt a little bit better about the future. It would be a long timeskip, but this sexual training arc would probably be a hell of a good time. With his guilt fading he could finally appreciate this day as the best of his life. He would soon be pumping the Hokage full of his cum, then have the endless stamina to fuck the shit out of Sakura, Ino, and Hinata too.

Of course, maybe he’d be feeling different if Tsunade had told him that Jiraiya’s jutsu only cleared because he didn’t orgasm for that month.

---

Many months had passed since the day the Hokage's office had become the center of a sweet-scented revolution. Konoha was, on the surface, running smoothly. But everyone in the know understood the new power dynamic. The scrolls still needed signing, the missions still needed delegating, but they all waited for the approval of the true power in the village.

The Hokage's residence had been transformed. The once-stately home was now a hedonistic paradise of Naruto themed debauchery. The air was thick with the perpetually sweet scent of passion fruit, honey, and cum. The sound of soft, contented moans had replaced the usual rustle of paperwork. Naked women, adorned in only a leather collar bearing the Uzumaki spiral, lounged around the Hokage’s home awaiting either their master or his clones. They were his harem, his eternally devoted devotees, all living for the next chance to taste their master’s nut juice.

Naruto, clad only in loose-fitting pants, stood on the balcony overlooking his domain. He surveyed the scene with a lazy, possessive gaze. Perhaps someone’s puritanical morals could have persisted through all of what he’d experienced, but getting to do whatever you want for so long had warped Naruto into a demon of lust. So many women throwing themselves at him, so many ten minute orgasms, somewhere along the way he had just leaned into it. When he could order any woman at any time to wear a collar, or feed him ramen, or suck his toes, the power had corrupted, and none of the women around him would have it any other way.

Something about his cum stench had affected men in a weird way too. They weren’t horny, just… accepting. Of course Naruto had Konoha as a harem, why wouldn’t he? A guy smells that good of course women flock to him. And obviously they were willing to raise his many kids while he continued to fuck around.

It had always been his dream to become the Hokage, and Tsunade had been so very willing to give over all her power to him. He wasn’t officially titled as it yet, but everyone knew who gave the orders.

He turned around, looking over at his many worshipers and wives. Mei was bouncing on one of his clones, Hinata was shyly looking at him even while she wore tassels on her tits, Sakura and Tenten were fighting over who got to kneel by his chair today, Temari and Samui were making out with each other, Kurenai was chatting with Shizune next to one of the water coolers full of Naruto’s cum that they could drink from if ever hungry for the taste, and Ayame was walking in with Karin to provide a few more bowls of ramen for him.

Naruto stretched out a little, going over to Tsunade at his desk and playing with one of her tits as she worked. With a smile, she stretched her back out to give him as much access as he needed to fondle.

Yet another day in paradise. The ten month ‘healing’ long forgotten, Naruto only had to choose who he’d fuck today.

A slow smirk spread across his face. He supposed the time for choosing was over. Why choose when you could have it all?

“Shadow Clone Jutsu.”

The room exploded in a cloud of smoke. When it cleared, there were dozens of him, all fucking the many women around. These feasts of fleshy intemperance were always a beautiful sight to see. Skin slapping skin, guttural moans of pleasure, and that sweet smell.

Sakura and Karin on all fours. Hinata wrapped up in a standing fuck. Tenten, Ino, and Samui deep throating. Temari, Mei, and Kurenai all getting full nelson dp’d. Ayame reverse cowgirl. Tsunade titfuck. Karui anal. Shizune missionary. All of this would soon be filling Naruto’s minds as the memories of his clones’ time would materialise in him.

With a grand smile, he made sure this would be the best birthday of his life.

He leapt into the frey, scooping up Fuu and pinning her against a wall to start fucking her. She moaned and giggled, kissing him passionately while gripping his cock as tightly as she could with her cunt. The sooner he came inside her, the better.

The irony was, no matter how much cum he ever managed to unleash, there was never any mess. His girls would always clean up, believe it.