Talking to my teammate

I meet Brad, who used to be the star player on the team last year, before I arrived. He's not bad but no where near my skills. He's also kind of a dick. It's clear he thinks that, depsite my talents, the team was better off without my negative attitude and ghetto influence. He pisses me off.

I'm standing there listening to him bitch about a blown play, accusing me of giving up on a play if I don't get the ball. I want to deck him.

He finally shuts up when a gorgeous blonde cheerleader bounces over. She has flawless features, lean legs and big breasts. They exchange a kiss. Brad introduces me to his girlfriend, the head cheerleader, Jenny. My dick stirs when she smiles at me.

Oh shit. Now I'm gonna have to steal his girlfriend.