Talking about dick with a twat

Written partly by the amazing taipan909

"But now that we are talking about sex... Son, show me your dick, I wanna see what it does to me!"

"B-but, dad! That's gross! Not to mention embarrassing..."

"But I've seen your dick plenty of times, son. You have to remember that I raised you. Every nappy change, every bath, I got to see it. What difference would one peek do now?"

"Well, you are a chick now?" Tim piped up. Walter looked at him sternly. With a resigned sigh, Tim dropped his pants, showing his striped boxers pulled taught around his waist. Walter raised an eyebrow. "Down with them," she commanded.

Tim blushed a bright red, fumbling with the elastic waistband. "Please don't judge me..." he mumbled as he finally let them down for his feminized father to see.

There, standing at attention with an angry red hue covering it, was his dick. All three inches of it.

Walter looked down at her son in disappointment. "You have to be kidding me. Is this it?"

Tim looked down in shame. He'd always been self-conscious about his tiny dick, but hearing it from his dad just made it all the worse. Especially with the fact the mentioned looked like his long-standing crush, making the scathing comments even worse. His face was crimson. Tears burned in his eyes.

"Oh well, performance issues, it’s not uncommon! I had that issue as well and had to do a lot to remedy it." he suddenly heard his transformed father say.
"And maybe I can help you a little? I mean I might know a few things which may help!" Walter said.

"You mean like some sort of Penis Consultant?" Tim finally brought out.

"Yes, a Penis Consultant, helping others with their little problems! Oh well, that could be my new occupation from now on, talking with other guys about their dicks!".

"That is a good idea, dad! What would you charge per hour!" Tim asked.

"200$ just for talking. And if talking does not help..." Walter said and showed off Monica's breasts.

"Monica's tits will do! Imagine your dick wrapped around that melons! I'm sure I'd jizz off to that immediately!"

As if on cue, the voice of the real Monica boomed from next door. "Not on my tits, Steve!".

Now Tim had to snicker. "It seems like Monica's boyfriend knows a thing or two about wrapping a dick around her melons! Why don't you join them?".

Walter turned bed red on this comment. "Well son, any other weird fetishes you want to talk about?".