Talk with the Old Wizard

"Hello," you say to the old man.

He eyes you up and down, "Is this a formal visit or are you just chatting me up?"

"Woah," you say, "I just thought your were a Wizard. I don't swing that way."

"Oh," says the wizard fixing his spectacles, "I thought you were the barmaid."

As the barmaid walks by the Wizard slaps her ass. "That's the ticket," he says just before the woman slaps him.

"So you are looking for a Wizard," he says nursing his jaw. "What for?"