Talk to the new teacher.

Even though you’ve never had trouble carrying your load in your hands at school (be it books or anything else), you decide to pretend so this day. You quickly set them down on your desk again. As you hear the door close behind the final student, you slowly lift the books again, feigning trouble. Finally, you get the reaction you were hoping for.

“Dan?” asks the new (young, hot, female) teacher.

“Yes?” you ask back, looking up towards where she stands at the front of the room.

“Do you need some help?!”

“No… No, Ms. Smith,” you tell her.

“You sure?!” she asks. “It’s looking like you might.”

There’s the opening you need.

“I haven’t needed help yet this year,” you tell her honestly, before setting your books entirely back down on your desk, and approaching hers. “But what about you? Is there anything I could help YOU out with?!”