Talk to him

"What's your name?"

"Steven Sheppard, but just call me Steve"

"Are you married Steve?"

"Yes technically, but that bitch is always travelling and her whiny step-son is a pain in the ass. He goes here, he might even be in your class."

"Who is he," you ask.

"Alistair" You smile. Well well, Alistair's step-dad just sucked you off. Alistair himself was a jack-ass know-it-all who just so happened to be your crush (Derrick's) best friend.

"Oh yes, he is in my Literature class."

"Oh, see?" Steve smiles, "Total asshole."

"Yeah, he's a dick." you both smile.

"Hey, how 'bout you come by tonight and we can drink some beers. Alistair is doing some nerd thing, so we'd be left alone."