Talk to her like Bond and make a White Russian

Tatiana is sipping on a glass of red wine when you enter the room. "Hey, do you want a drink, Tatiana?" you ask in your best James Bond impression, lowering your voice and raising an eyebrow.

Tatiana scoffs and says, "I'm not really into the whole suave, cocky thing. And please don't talk to me like I'm some Eastern European Bond girl."

You chuckle and say, "Okay, fair enough. How about a White Russian instead?"

Tatiana rolls her eyes and says, "Are you kidding me? I'm Ukrainian, not Russian. And seriously, don't talk to me like I'm some kind of exotic foreigner."

You apologize and say, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I just thought you might like a White Russian. They're delicious."

Tatiana sighs and says, "Fine, I guess they are. Yes, I'll have a White Russian."

You nod and go to the kitchen to start mixing the ingredients. You pour a shot of vodka, a shot of Kahlua, and a splash of cream into a glass filled with ice. You stir it well and then bring the drink back to Tatiana.

She takes a sip and scowls. "This is so stereotypical. I can't believe you just made me a White Russian."