Chapter 3 by jaded1

What do you do next?

Talk to Emily

Emily is definitely who you want to lose your virginity to today. You haven't spoken to Emily since she dumped you at your Christmas family reunion. At first you get pissed off thinking about it, until you remember that it was probably your fault because you told her to call you daddy when she wanted to visit her parents. Suddenly you decide to talk to her again, you want to make amends. You open your phone and call her, hoping she hasn't changed her phone number.

"Hello! You have reached Emily Singer's voicemail. Sorry I couldn't pick up the phone, please leave a voice message!"

Now that you know you have Emily's number, you need to get her to pick up. Your eyes drift to your table in the café, and you notice the book. Of course, how could I forget?

New Rule: Everyone must answer phone calls from Joe Wolf.

You call Emily's phone again and this time she picks up.

"Sorry I didn't answer before, I'm still trying to get used to this weird new rule. What's up?" she says.

"Listen, I know this is pretty random but I would like to apologize for how I treated you during our relationship. I'm sorry I was such a shitty boyfriend."

"Oh, that? Thanks for the apology, it's perfectly acceptable!" she exclaimes.

What the hell? Why did she respond so weirdly to it? That's when you remember the rule you made making everything you say socially acceptable. You feel your dick quiver a little in your pants, as you think of what you can do with the power of this book.

"Can I come to your house later so we can fuck?"

"The invite you made to my own home has been accepted by me."

"Cool" you say as you hang up.

You can hardly contain your excitement. With the help of this rule book you got Emily to answer your call and to agree to have sex with you. You haven't seen Emily since graduation, and now it's time to see what she looks like under the sheets.

The café begins to look antiquated and tired, so you scribble a new rule into the book.

New Rule: Joe Wolf teleports where he wants to be when he thinks of a place.

You stand up and close your eyes. After taking a deep breath, you open them to find yourself standing on the front porch of Emily's humble home.

Knock knock.