Talexa of House Balinar

There's a watering hole in the outskirts of the city where the dark elf warriors congregate. It is here that, after a long day of raids and warfare, the tall, firm, round-butted girls of House Balinar like to unwind. They're always the easiest to spot: Not only are they taller than the other warrior women, but they are the boldest in their attire, wearing nothing but chainmail bandeaus covering their breasts and short, leather skirts housing their legendary asses. They famously laugh at other warrior women for armoring themselves more thoroughly, and are known to get along with the warrior men more than the average dark elf.

Captain Talice is a particularly stunning example of Balinar beauty, with a ponytail of long, white dreadlocks and an uncommon set of d-cups stuffed into her bandeau. She and her brigade sit now with a group of men from another house, drinking and laughing over the news of the day.

"I saw at least twenty girls I knew, all of them butt naked, screaming that a human had ripped their clothes off and given them a full-body inspection!" said one of the men. "It was hilarious!"

"Were their tits small?" says Talice.

"They came from the magic academy. Of course their tits were small!"

Talice laughs and knocks her tankard against his. "I wish I could have seen it! Those mage girls are always act like they're better than us, right up until you rip their falsies out and nail them to your wall."

"Speaking of which, what kind of trophies did you ladies claim today?"

Talice and her girls currently have a competition going on with the guys as to who could bag the best trophy. Whoever has the best by the end of the month gets to impose a serious forfeit on the losers.

"We got an ettin head," said Talice. "It's going up on the wall tomorrow."

"Yeah? We've got a troll!"

"I think we win for today, then."

"You think an ettin is better than a troll? You'd better think again, sister!"

"Ettins are better than trolls! They've got two heads, for starters."

"I think you need to see this troll!"

"Bah, you don't have a chance!" Daisy slips out of the crowd and sits down on the table, her body clad in the bandeau and skirt of the Balinar warriors. "There is no greater warrior in all the world than a Balinar woman!"

This gets a cheer from Talice's side of the table.

"In fact, that would be the ultimate, wouldn't it?" says Daisy. "If you were to bag a Balinar woman as a trophy, you'd win outright! Right?"

"Um..."

"Maybe you don't cut her head off or anything, but if you were to get one of us naked and tape her to your wall, I think we'd have to call the game for you."

Talice looks Daisy up and down. "Do I... know you, recruit?"