Take the emergency ladder

Coach Branson runs outside his office and sees the emergency ladder at the end of the hallway. With no time to lose, he covers his dick with one hand and makes a dash for it. No one else was in the hallway. Well, except maybe there were some teachers in their office who might have seen his naked run, but he has no time to be embarrassed about that now!

Once he reached the end of the hallway, he opened the window to climb on to the emergency ladder. With his ass completely exposed, he climbed down until he reached the ground. Luckily, the ladder led to a somewhat secluded area.

Coach Branson sneaked around the building, hiding from the students who were already out of class. The bell was going to ring at any moment, he thought. He reached the parking lot and got to his car. With his hands trembling from the adrenaline of the past 15 minutes, he unlocked his car and sat inside.

A huge wave of relief overcame him. He could not believe it. After almost getting caught so many times, he can finally get back home. He starts the engine and cautiously drives out of the school campus. It felt weird to drive barefoot and butt-naked, Coach Branson thought. There was nothing in his car that he could use to cover up, except maybe his empty tumbler. While driving, suddenly remembered that his car windows aren’t even tinted, so people can still see him, at least from the waist up. He quickly regretted not paying extra to get them tinted, but there’s nothing he could do about it now.

What does Coach Branson do now?