Take Me to the Candy Shop, Let Me Lick Your Lollipop.

"Trevor/Myaster!" The trio of girls yelled as they ran over, the poor man face down in the dirt as a seemingly apologetic Ty Lee stood over hm, a sizable bag in hand.

"Geez, what all did you buy?" He groaned, noticing from his nearby MasterCard that she only had around 1200 BP left, meaning she must have spent 300 in a candy store. He still didn't have a frame f reference for anything, whether that was a small amount or not, but given the size of her bag, it was significant.

"I'msosorryTrevor!Ididn'tevenseeyouthere!IwassobusytalkingtothereallyniceladyinsidetheshopandeatingmychoclatethatIjustranyouoverandthenyouwentflyinglikeWOOSHandlandedwithaTHUNKandareyouokay, areyouokay, areyouokay?" Ty Lee exclaimed so quickly that none of them could understand a word she was saying, poking his cheek with each 'word'. Trevor was almost impressed she could speak that fast without either biting her tongue or passing out from lack of oxygen.

"I'm fine, just let me get up." Trevor groaned out, pushing himself up as he dusted off his coat, the other girls fretting over him. "Can you watch her for a moment, I'm going in to see if something happened to make her like... that." Trevor gestured in the direction of the pink gymnast who was wiggling quickly enough that you could believe she was having a seizure, if it weren't for the fact that she just bit the head off a chocolate rabbit. The little bounces she kept doing were very distracting as he had to actively not glance at her vibrating chest.

As soon as his foot entered the building, his senses were overcome with the sweet smells of chocolates and candies that brought up the dull ache of his missing teeth, the images of the blackened, cavity ridden molars more than enough to curtail his momentary desires.

Speaking of desires, there was only a single girl, well woman, in the building, leaning on the glass display case in such a way that Trevor had an unobstructed view of her deep cleavage. It didn't help that of course the case was clear glass, and he could see she wasn't wearing any pants, exposing the tanned flesh of her legs on display as well.

"See something you'd like to sample?" Her voice was like honey as she stood stretching her arms over her head as she pushed her chest out and... was she only wearing an apron, Trevor blinked owlishly, rubbing his eyes as suddenly she was fully clothed, a pale cream dress under her black apron. Maybe he'd hit his head when Ty Lee had knocked him over.

"You one of those guys who eats with his eyes, or can you use your mouth too?" The woman asked a second time as he shook off his intrusive thoughts.

"Oh umm, I was just wondering if you could tell me if something happened to the girl who was just in here. After she left, she was much more... energetic." Trevor tried explaining as the woman smiled at him with way too bright teeth, like it felt like high beams were exiting her mouth.

"Oh, don't worry, that probably just our patented enchanted sweets, was she eating a chocolate bunny?" The women asked with a knowing smile.

"Umm, yeah, she was... wait, enchanted as in magic?" Trevor got distracted for a moment there in the face of the bright salesperson, he could commend her attitude at least.

"Of course, here at Harem Hotel, we sell all kinds of enchanted products, mostly sweets here though, we got Mood Jellybeans, that can really amp up one of your emotions, kinda like that movie Inside Me, and Double D Bubblegum which can give the girls a helping hand in the chesticles, and we even have Mega-Nut Logs if you're feeling inadequate." The woman declared as a mixture of worry and interest flooded his body.

Quickly tamping down the latter, he glanced at the door, where Ty Lee was still visible nibbling on a piece of chocolate. "And let me guess, the rabbits have something to do with her newfound energy?" Trevor mumbled, but the woman answered as if he'd asked out loud.

"Bingo! Depending on which variety she's eating, one kind gives some crazy stamina to keep up with our more vibrant patrons, while the other causes a more reproductive urge." A lewd grin crossed the woman's face at her words, reaching under the counter.

"Would you like a free sample?"

"Variety?" Trevor's voice dropped as he tried to make sense of what she was implying because he didn't like the implications.

"Well duh, didn't you read the sign? White labels are plain, well they're enchanted not to melt, but other than that you won't get nothing out of them. Red Labels have more physical effects, like the gum and the nutty logs. Blue Labels are the mentally effects, the Jellybeans and Goth Licorice, one of my favorites. And finally, we got the Black Labels, rather expensive, but what can you expect from permanent transformations. The more of anything you eat, the stronger the effect." The saleswoman explained as Trevor's blood went cold.

"And what did Ty Lee buy? What labels I mean?" He asked, already inching towards the door.

"I guess none of youse guys can read a basic sign, cause she wanted it all in the same bag. We're not that crazy that we'd mix everything up, we keep it all separated for our customers, we like repeat business after all, but-"

Ding-da-Ding

"It seems he isn't any better at listening than Ty Lee was. Ah well, they'll figure it out eventually, we don't keep Black labels down here, besides, it takes most of her BP to afford something basic, if he thinks she got away with something dangerous for only 300, ha! I love Transformations as much as the next Host, but not for free, pay up front or gamble on the audience, doesn't matter to me." Tiffany smiled happily as she ran her tongue around a piece of licorice, her golden hair draining into a moody swirl of black and blue undertones, lips and makeup to match. Even her dress shifted into a black-and-white cardigan.

"We really need to hire a model; I'm not getting paid enough for this bullshit."