Take Me to Church

You were filled with a mixture of shame and joy, which only brought more shame. You thought you might have had a chance at a real relationship with Andrea, but there's no way you can ever return to the mall now. The only real positive note is that at least Andrea's blowjob didn't count as masturbation, meaning your cock was at least manageable to hide, despite its large nature even when soft.

Indeed, the act of spraying Andrea and the underside of the table seems to have placated Inara, at least temporarily. After making it back home, you hadn't heard more than a giggle or two, allowing you to scroll through YouTube in peace, her idol still resting on your computer desk.

Finally, you came up with a plan. Tomorrow was Sunday, the Lord's Day. Sure, Ifrits and Djinn weren't undead or vampires to avoid holy ground, but they *were* spirits. Perhaps going to church would allow you to escape her long enough. Plus, you were pretty sure Catholic Churches had exorcists, or nuns. There was a whole show with a nun who saw demons as real entities. You took a moment to look it up. Sister... Andrea. The character's name matched the chubby goth. You weren't sure if that was a coincidence or if Inara was just that good at manipulating you and the situations.

Still, that just meant you would try to avoid nuns and focus on meeting a proper priest.

The next morning, you got up bright and early. You were fortunate that Inara had been kind enough to update your wardrobe to fit your "ideal body" allowing you to find some formal-enough attire to go to church.

"It won't work. Ifrits are older than Christianity. Wake me up if you find one of the Rings of Solomon." Inara gave a sultry grin; you couldn't tell if whether was any truth to her statement but decided to stick to your plan.

By 9:00, you'd arrived at St. Josaphat's Catholic Church, just in time for their service. Taking a moment to straighten your tie one more time, you walked in with a quick step. A kind nun, who you hear another parishioner address as "Sister Angela" smiles as you walk past, giving you a kindly, small head-nod as you move past her and inside.

You decided to take a seat towards the middle, surprised to find that Inara doesn't seem to have entered with you.