Take Everybody ("King of Wishful Thinking")

"You know what? We've been stuck in here for a week. We gotta get out of here anyway." I commented.

"ROAD TRIP!" Shouted Helen from the Couch. She pushed back from Charlotte with a laugh and practically vaulted over the back of the couch. "I have been DYING to get out of here. There's this park I have got to show you up near Carmel, and if the rain clears up... it can be like Elysion. We can drop your sister on the way back. Where the hell did I leave my sports bra?"

"We have been kinda cooped up, " I mentioned to Kaila who now seemed to have an amused smile on her face.

"Where does she get the energy? It's like... wow?" Kaila groaned. "Ok, yeah, if your girlfriend wants to come along, she's welcome."

"What about if your girlfriend wants to come along?" Charlotte asked brightly.

"I don't know, I'd have to ask my husband if he wants his wife and her girlfriend to come along on the ride with him and his girlfriend?" Kaila smirked.

"Oh wait that can't be right. That forgets that my girlfriend is your girlfriend. " I retorted.

"Even assuming you're right, that would mean I'd have to ask my husband and my girlfriend if I want her girlfriend and his girlfriend which is also her to come come along on a ride with my girlfriend... wait... I think I'm losing track. That sounded right in my head. Point is... Charlie, wanna go on a hike with our crazy girlfriend and husband?" Kaila laughed.

"You two had a couple hits in the back before you came out here, didn't you?" I smirked leaning forward and pretending to sniff the air.

"Oh, so when a woman can't keep track of ... yeah, I'm totally high. And if I'm dealing with your sister, I'm going to get a HELL of a lot higher." Kaila finished the last with a smirk.

[Note to Reader: This Ending keeps the characters that voted for but only technically, AND adds in the supernatural elements from the Mega-Happy ending. In addition, because of the supernatural elements, this ends up resulting in a little more technical ****. This is by far the most unrealistic of the endings, IMHO, but once in a while an author just has to cut loose and have fun. It Gets WEIRD. You Have Been Warned.]