Syd helpfully gets them right down to business

Nancy followed her partner’s gaze to see Jack Jacobs enter the bar, head on a swivel as he quickly scanned his surroundings. Spotting them easily, he nodded and made his way past the crowd towards them, greeting a few colleagues on the way who were drinking a few tables over. As he approached, Nancy took the young man in. Syd wasn’t wrong, Jacobs was definitely not hard to look at. A bit over six feet tall, slim but strong he had swapped his uniform for a tight-fitting black t shirt that was showing off his toned arms, and some jeans. His hair was fashionably short, styled with wax and his clean-shaven face was narrow, but attractive. As he approached their table, Nancy had to admit that his half-smile, exuberating youthful confidence, was quite the attractive feature.

“Hi!” he greeted, sliding onto the empty seat next to Nancy.

Syd’s grin was so wide Nancy guessed it must have hurt her cheeks. “Hi, Jack!”

“Hey!” Nancy replied, feeling more than a little awkward as she had been pushed into this situation unexpectedly. What had seemed like a relaxed night out with a few beers somehow had turned into a blind date within mere minutes.

“Look at the two of you, so cute!” Syd mercilessly beamed, savoring her friend’s awkwardness before unnecessarily introducing them. “Nancy, this is Jack. 25 years old, eight inches long and one hell of a skilled tongue. Seriously, he’s like a magician of oral sex, you gotta give that a try.” The black woman closed her eyes and let out a purr for emphasis. “Best you ever had, I promise!”

Both Nancy and Jack sat in silence, the Latina looking anywhere but the young man as her friend continued torturing her.

“Jack, this is Nancy! Seriously underfucked, can hold her breath for more than three minutes at a time and from our time in the gym showers I can proudly declare: one of the prettiest little pussies you have ever seen. And just between the two of us: she was at the massage parlor yesterday and had her mound waxed smooth like a slut…” Basking in the silence for a moment, Syd let her words sink in before she concluded. “So: oral virtuoso meets gorgeous cunt. Am I a matchmaker or what?” She laughed as she stood up. “If you kids need me, I will be at the bar…”

Nancy and Jack sat in silence as Syd left them alone, both having to process what had just happened.

“Wow…” Jack finally muttered.

“Yeah…” Nancy agreed.