Swimming trunks

{if masculinity > 50}

You put on your swimming trunks. They fit you alright. The striped pattern fits well with your t-shirt...
You feel beach ready now, confident and satisfied you tie them down with the laces

{else if masculinity > 25}

Your swimming trunks are too big for you. Whatever you try to do, they fall down, revealing your little penis just hanging there...

"Huh, what?" you exclaim in fear, "those used to fit me alright up until now"

Looks like you'll need to set for something smaller to better fit your current posture...

{else}

Your swimming trunks are way too big for you. You can comfortably fit both your legs in one hole. You could try to make it work like this, but ultimately you decide against it. You feel like a sissy needs to keep up the standards...

Looks like you'll need to set for something way smaller to better fit your current posture...

{endif}

You have {swimmingTrunksItem} in total.