Swimming at the Family Retreat

It's the day after "Dinner at the Family Retreat". Since I couldn't possibly imagine that the daughters would pull another complicated prank - that last one was so complicated, after all - I decided it was probably safe to stay.

And of course, spending the night in bed in Robert's master bedroom really helped. (**pleasurable sigh** / **smiley face**).

The next morning the entire household was abuzz with gossip about my naked display at dinner and the salacious news that I had spent the night with family patriarch, Robert.

Not seeing any other option, I did my best to brush it off like it was nothing.

"It's really an honor," I insisted. "That they went to so much trouble to prank me! Modifying my dress and everything?"

"But weren't you, like, SO embarrassed?" asked Mindy, Jane's talkative 7 year old daughter.

"Well, yes," I admitted, feeling my scalp get hot.

"I would have just died!" she continued. "I would have been SO embarrassed, I think I would have hid in a closet for the whole rest of my life! I mean, your mama parts were all completely visible!"

"You'll never be able to live it down," her dad piled on, chuckling. "I bet they'll be telling the story forever whenever the family gets together. It was EPIC."

Now I felt my face blushing full red!

"Like, every single time you sit down to dinner," another dad remarked. "Someone will bring it up, 'remember that time when Jenny lost her dress right in the middle of dinner...' "

At some point I begin to wonder, will people ever STOP talking about it?? And then wondering if maybe my previously breezy 'I'm unconcerned' attitude was a mistake.

Finally, it was time to go swim. For some reason, my one-piece golden lamé suit went missing. I know I had hung it out to dry somewhere on a clothesline downstairs, but when I went to go look for it, it was missing.

Fortunately, I had packed an alternative - a cute string bikini that tied in the back and around my neck.

"Come join us in the pool!" Jane called out.

"Why would I do that?" I asked, smirking. "After the prank you pulled on me yesterday?"

"Oh now, no hard feelings! It was just some harmless fun. And hey, have you seen the fountain?"

"Fountain?"

"Yes!" Jane swam over to the corner of the pool, reached into a control panel and suddenly a huge fountain spouted water from the middle of the pool!

"Oh my goodness!" I shouted, amazed at how high it was.

"It's fun!" Jane said, as the water cascaded over her. "My husband fixed it this morning!"

A bunch of other family jumped in to frolic in the fountain, and since I'd never had the opportunity to swim in a fountain before, I thought, well, why not? After playing for a while batting a beach ball through the jets with the children, I saw Jane hanging out on the side of the pool. Wondering what she was up to, I drifted over to join her.

"Hey you two!" Robert called out from a lounge chair, looking like a self-satisfied god (he should, considering the sex we had last night!) with his curly chest hair and tan body. He was surrounded by other daughters and their family.

"Hey Daddy!" Jane waved her arms to him from the side of the pool.

"Hey Honey!" I added, doing the same.

Just then... was that...?? I felt something tugging at my swim suit!!

"Oh crap!" I muttered, urgently under my breath.

"What's the matter?" Jane asked.

"I think my swim suit has gotten sucked up into the drain!" I tried to pull away, but the suction was too strong. So strong, in fact, that the suit was practically strangling me.

"Oh no! That's the water intake for the fountain," Jane explained. "You'll never get away. I'll go turn it off."

Jane left to slowly swim to the opposite side of the pool where the controls were. Why was she taking so long? I wondered, frantically as I felt the strings on my bikini pull tighter and tighter. Go faster! Please, faster!

But she seemed to take her sweet, sweet time, even stopping to talk to someone on the way. And then...

WHAT THE FUCK?

There were fingers at my hips. What was that?? Someone untied my bikini bottoms??? And now there are fingers at my back and neck! No, no! They've untied my top now too! Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!

In an instant my top and bikini bottom disappeared into the intake pipes for the fountain.

Shit, shit, shit! Now I'm completely naked in the water!!

I quickly turned to see who did this, but they swam away under the water so I couldn't tell who they were, and then they got lost in the crowd by the fountain! Damn it!

I was impressed with their ability to hold their breath, however. Hmmm... which sister was most athletic?

Kaitlin.

Well, at least I'm no longer being strangled, I reasoned. Thank god for that. And being under the water, no one could tell I was naked.

Just then Jane turned off fountain, got out of the pool and padded over.

"Someone untied my bikini!" I whispered to her, frantically. "It's been sucked into the pipes! I bet it was Kaitlin."

"Oh no!" Jane said, with excessive concern. "Boy, you *are* having a fun weekend, aren't you? Listen, I'll get you a robe, okay? Just hang tight."

Jane disappeared to find a robe as I hid in the pool.