Survive and advance a fraternity pledge

You and your wife have been married since you were 20 years old. You met as freshman in college during orientation and hit it off. Now, at 35, you've come up with a fun little game for the two of you to keep things spicy - you each take turns finding an online porn video, write a short story based on it, then describe in vivid detail how you want the other to act out the scene.

Your wife is a yoga instructor and tends towards the more attractive side of the fence. You, on the other hand, are a bit on the heavier side and, well, you're slightly blessed in the manhood department. But that's never mattered to you or your wife - you love each other and have a strong marriage.

Last night, it was your turn. You found a video featuring a pledge ritual for a fraternity (Kappa Sigma) and sorority (Alpha Delta Pi). The prospective brothers were instructed by their big brothers to get hard while the older sisters got the pledges aroused. The 3 pledges with the smallest members would be cut from the fraternity, while the 3 pledges with the biggest got a pass to the next round of pledging.

You watched the video, remembering your own fraternity days, then started writing...

"While I have to admit I was a bit nervous, I knew I'd make it through. I'd always been on the smaller side, but I was a hard worker. I focused on my studies, put in extra time at the gym, and was popular among my fellow pledges for being a good sport and team player.

The night of the test arrived. They had us strip down and get into position, casting furtive glances at the other nervous young men around me. The older sisters, in their tight dresses that showed off their curves, walked around the circle, inspecting us like prize horses.

When it was my turn, I gulped as the sister approached, her eyes twinkling with mischief. She knelt down and started stroking me with a firm grip, her other hand cupping my balls. I felt myself start to stiffen as she worked me over. She was experienced and knew just how to touch to get a guy going.

After a few minutes, she had me fully hard and began measuring, her lips pursed in concentration. I was sweating, praying I had made the cut. She called out her measurement to the brother recording the numbers and I breathed a sigh of relief - I was safe by a hair, a mere 1/16th of an inch above the cut line.

The next few weeks were tough. Constant hazing, menial chores, humiliation at the hands of our brothers. But I was determined to make it. And when I was finally initiated, I knew I'd earn it. I'd proven I was tough enough to be a Kappa Sigma.

I'm not sure if any of that stuff actually works, but it made for a good, nostalgic story. I saved it in a file for my wife to find when she gets home from her yoga studio this afternoon."

You save the file and leave a note on the kitchen counter for your wife, letting her know there's a surprise waiting for her on your laptop. You head out to your car, feeling a bit excited and nostalgic for your college days. This game has been a great way to rekindle some of that old spark in the bedroom. And it will be fun to see how creative and sexy your wife can be when she finds the story and video you left for her.