Surreal Dream

Strange images shifted around. Aaron found himself in sky high heels that made every step feel like he was on stilts. A man in a uniform smiled, and handed him a massive bouquet of flowers, a doctor approached and did the same, and another man, and another. "No," he wanted to say, "This is a mistake." But his incredibly compressed waist didn't give him the breath to say the words. Every man looked at Aaron, gazed at him, as he became more and more aware of the shining dress, the heaving chest, the bright makeup, the stylish hair that was covering him.

He tried to speak again, but as he opened his mouth the police officer kissed him, hard. He tried to break away, but the officer held his hand in his. **** for something to swing at the officer, Aaron tried to swing a bouquet at him, but his arm instead swung in a wide, slow arc.

Suddenly he realised he was in a white dress, and the officer's uniform was a black suit. The bouquet he tried to swing at him instead left his hand, and flew through the air, landing in a huge throng of women desperately trying to catch it.

He turned to the officer, only now noticing a priest to his side who was reciting from a book.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife..."