Surprise wedding in the shower

Charlotte had been with her boyfriend Mark for five years, and still she hadn't received a ring. She had tried to hint at a proposal for years, but he always hemmed and hawed about saving up enough money. This continued until Charlotte learned to sigh and accept that Mark might keep dragging everything along.

One morning, Charlotte was in the shower, and today was a day where she needed to clean all her hair. She lathered herself up - she briefly wondered for a second if there was a picking sound at the door - and got her hair and bush all soapy before rubbing the body wash everywhere.

Then she heard the door open, and a bunch of people march in dun-dunning "Here Comes The Bride". Before she could react, she felt raw rice being thrown over the curtain and hitting her from above, before the curtain was quickly drawn and Charlotte scarcely had time to put her hand bikini on.

There was a priest dressed in priestly garments. There was Mark with a few of his friends, all dressed up like Sir Topham Hatt. Then there were her friends, dressed up as bridesmaids. Then she noticed her parents in the back, with her mother recording everything on her phone.

"I wanted to surprise you, honey," Mark smiled as Charlotte was rendered speechless and offered her the ring, which she could only accept in her hand by uncovering her breasts.

"Charlotte Angela Poutier," the priest began, "do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"