Surprise Performance Review

After about an hour into my new role I had to say that I got the hang of it pretty quickly! I had begun answering emails quite efficiently, keeping my notifications at an impressive zero waiting emails, the phone hadn’t rung for more than two seconds before I answered it, and I had filed and reorganized every file and paper in the vicinity into such a perfect alphabetized system that even a chimp could find whatever they were looking for. I had to say, I felt pretty confident right about now in my work!

But then a voice rung out into the office again and very quickly all of my confidence pooled out of my system as Mr. Phoenix walked back in the room, a huge smirk on his face as he saw me behind the desk, and I gave him a very polite smile as he got closer.

“Holy shit Jenny!” He said with a teasing smirk as he approached the desk and took a look around. “Maybe we should have gotten some SWP pills in here sooner, this place has never looked better!” He chuckles a bit, and I just roll my eyes playfully before standing up and smiling.

“If you’re gonna **** me onto these pills I may as well make sure I put them to good use.” I say, as if this was a totally normal thing that people go through every day. My voice was so nonchalant, relaxed, it was almost like I had forgotten I was practically **** into this position.

“So, what do you think of these pills?” Musa asks as he raises an eyebrow slightly, and doesn’t even try and hide as his eyes start to scan my body again, following every curve that these pills had given me.

“They are certainly different than the X-Change pills I’ve tried in the past.” I say as I take a couple steps out from behind the desk, my hips still swaying as my walk remained like a strut now as I got out more into the open room. “I actually just printed off a spreadsheet of my findings.” I say as I start to walk over to the printer and bend down a little bit to grab the sheet.

As I bent down I guess I went a little bit too far and my zipper couldn’t hold the massive ass it was trying to contain, and it got pulled down ever so slightly. I didn’t notice it, but Mr. Phoenix who was standing just a little too close behind me definitely did!

“Damn…” he whispered under his breath at the sight, and I quickly stand up straight and look at him with a raised eyebrow, questioningly as I see his smug smirk grow even more. “You’ve put in a lot of work.” He said as he lazily tried to save himself.

“Like I said.” I hand him the spreadsheet and shrug. “You gave me these pills and I’m gonna put them to good use.” I say as I start to walk back to the desk again, leaning against it slightly as I turn my focus fully to Mr. Phoenix as he follows behind me, glancing down at the spreadsheet I gave him, but not truly paying attention to it.

“You know…” He says softly as his smirk only grows. “If you really wanna test out those pills, there’s more things that you need to experience while you’re on them.” He says as he gets closer to me, and I raise an eyebrow slightly. “For the good of the company, of course.”

My face softens at those words, knowing that I would do anything while on these pills for the good of the company, I stand up straight, put on a confident smile, and nod slightly.

“Alright then boss.” I say politely as I meet his gaze and smile. “What else can I do to be of service?”