Sure I'm sure

"Xander, do you know what you're doing?" Joyce asked in a low voice as Harmony walked away to buy condoms.

"Sure, I'm sure." Xander answered, "As sure as sure can be."

Joyce gave him a hard mother stare, "You don't have to do anything with that woman. Dont let her pressure you. Dont let peer pressure to do it make you do something you arent ready for."

Xander grinned at her. "Thank you for caring, Missus S. Its nice to get some parental concern from time to time."

"Xander." Joyce used the long suffering mom tone.

"Well, would you rather me be a blushing innocent all my life or a man who knows how to please a woman?" Xander asked. He felt his eyes bug out as he realized what he said. He hadnt meant to use the power. Certainly not on Joyce. Seeing the vacant hypnotized stare he waited for Joyce to answer.

And waited.

And waited.

Had something gone wrong?

Finally thru seemingly **** lips Joyce muttered "B-both."

Xander quirked his head at that answer. He really wanted clarification on that answer. And since no one seemed to remember the questions he had to use the power again. And seeing as Joyce was **** to answer thus slightly immune to the power he had to make a doozy of an question. "Joyce would you rather explain that answer or strip naked and streak your way home?"

"I want you to be a nice safe boy. But I also want to know that you can please a woman correctly. I want these things because I would like you to be Buffy's boyfriend and I want my daughter to be happy and have a good, fulfilling Sex life." Joyce answered.

Thats what he thought. Xander did wonder tho. "Would you rather tell me what else your thinking or strip and streak home?"

"I..." Joyce seemed to be fighting before she just gave in and relaxed to the usual relaxed blank slate, "I really need to get laid. I havent had a man inside me in years. Any cock would be amazing. I could cum so hard on a regular cock. A big cock like yours? I really miss cock that big. The last one I had was back in college before I was married. He had a nice seven and a half inches that was incredibly girthy. I thought I saw stars the third time we fucked and everything lined up and just clicked. Considering the bulge in your pants, Xander, I'd loose my fucking mind on that monster."

"Holy shit!" Harmony yelped from behind Xander.

Whirling to see Harmony Xander looked at her in surprise, "How are you so sneaky in heels that big?"

"Carpeting." Harmony giggled. "And jeez, I feel sorry for her now. It sucks not getting laid. It makes me grouchy." She looked at the hypnotized vacant stare of Joyce's face before turning a questioning look back at Xander.

"I know a, uh, magic trick to make people tell me the truth. Like deep dark secrets you dont tell anyone." Xander explained. "Don't tell anyone."

"Coooool, actual magic." Harmony cheered.

"Ssssh, sssh, she's coming out of it." Xander grabbed it at Harmony's arm and gently pulled her back to his side. "Don't talk about the magic."

Joyce blinked and shook herself. "Sorry. I... I must be more tired then I thought."

"It's cool." Harmony chimed in.

Joyce stared at Harmony then turned her head back to the front counter, then back to Harmony "Weren't you...." Joyce shook herself again, "Really tired."

"Its okay." Harmony waved it away as she plastered herself to Xander's side, her grabby hand slowly drifting towards his crotch.

"Fer gods sake." Xander used a bit of super speed to quickly pick up Harmony into a bridal carry, eliciting a squeal of joy as Harmony found herself cradled in his arms. "That's enough of that grabby."

"Come on, Missus Summers gets it. She knows the pleasure of a big dick. If you get one you dont let it get away from you. Dicks as big as yours come along once in a blue moon, Xander." Harmony explained.

"Oh god." Xander let his head drop back and stared at the ceiling.

Joyce just stared at Harmony.

"Am I right or am I right?" Harmony asked Joyce. "You need to pamper and appreciate a dick like that. Show it you care." Harmony tilted her head down towards Xander's feet.

"That's attached to me, you know, it's not detachable." Xander griped, "It doesnt have a mind of it's own, despite what guys might say about their pecker."

Harmony shrugged. "You end up happy either way tho, right?"

Joyce just shook her head, "Okay. That's enough of that all right. I... I need to get what I came for and get on my way and go home."

"Advil and headache stuff is three aisles over." Harmony pointed it out.

Joyce looked at the couple in front of her and opened her mouth to say something before closing her mouth and with a shake of the head she offered a short smile and wave of the hand as she turned and walked away.

"That was fun. She seems like she woukd be a cool chick when she loosens up some." Harmony grinned at Xander.