Superia's Lesbian Utopia

"That's close enough, Superia," Iron Man warned as he pointed his repulsor blasters at her. At the same time, Captain America tilted his shield, ready to throw, and lightning crackled around Mjolnir as Thor spun it around.

The Cosmic Cube lay mere feet away from Deidre Wentworth... after so long, she was so close. So close to reshaping reality. So close to putting all those men in their place.

"You think you've won? You're too late," she snapped. "I'm so close now."

Iron Man scoffed, "Really? We've got you dead to rights, and you're still putting on that cocky act? Just give it up."

"No! You men... so arrogant! And the women you love -- such a waste of beauty! They should be with each other, not you worthless miscreants!"

"Ohhhh no," Iron Man snarked. "Not another pointless supervillain rant. Listen lady, no matter what you tell us, the bottom line is that you're crazy. End of story."

"Oh? What about Miss Potts?" Superia hissed. "She continually reaches out to you, yet you always brush her off and continue your womanizing ways. It's disgusting."

"Hey! Things between Pepper and me are... complicated," Tony said defensively. "And our whole 'will-they-or-won't-they' dynamic is charming!"

"Nothing about you men is charming. The way you men run our universe is pathetic. But I will reshape our reality! One where women will claim their rightful place in the universe, no longer oppressed by your patriarchy's laws!"

"I agree that women deserve better," Cap spoke up. "But this isn't the way to change things. Nobody -- male or female -- should be using that Cosmic Cube. Misusing it could undo our entire reality..."

"Aye," Thor agreed. "Even in the possession of gods, that cube is capable of unintended devastation."

"Better to try than continue living under man's thumb," Superia answered. "You will not dissuade me from my goal! This ends now!"

Superia lunged at the Cosmic Cube. Iron Man quickly let off a repulsor blast, while Mjonir and Cap's shield hurtled towards her. A split second later, a bright light consumed everything...