Sue takes down Arcade

Arcade’s eyes glittered with the riches he had just earned through his new venture. The prices for each individual hero was peaking in the millions! As astonishing as her valuation was, Sue focused her attention on the opportunity to take down her captor. Now that he was distracted, this was her best shot! The mad genius had failsafes upon failsafes to prevent himself from being captured, so she had to make this strike count.

Sue bided her time. Everyone else was following her lead, since they were all supposed to be still under the control of the nanobots, but once she moved, she was confident they would be right behind her. She didn’t want to blow her chance, but also felt the pressure of time against them as Arcade could whisk them all off to their new buyers at the wave of his hand.

“Ladies and gentlemen of the audience,” Arcade announced with gusto. “I am happy to announce to you the final bids for our wonderfully depraved menagerie of heroes!” He turned to the group on the bed and continued, arms raised in presentation, “We start with…”

The moment Sue Storm saw that smug grin on the ginger cropped clown, she couldn’t hold still a second longer. She lunged off the edge of the bed and socked him clean in the mouth!

Even with her full rage behind that punch, she knew that her 120 pound frame wouldn’t be enough to take out the creep, so upon impact, the naked, blue eyed blonde followed it up with a concentrated blast from a **** shield around her fist! The blow sent Arcade spinning in the air before landing with a thud on the ground.

Immediately, the audience of drones stood up. Their eyes lit up red and they charged the stage. Sue’s team jumped into the fray!

Reed swung his arm in a single blow, stretching out to catch the first wave of drones and knocking them down. Wasp darted in, shrinking down to nothing, and zipped into the ear of one of the drones. A second later, the drone sparked up and its head exploded into a puff of smoke. Wasp was already onto her next target as the drone dropped lifelessly to the ground. Rogue flew in like a bullet, ramming through a line of drones and punching out each one that came near. Gambit rolled over to the row of sex toys and started charging them up and flinging them at the robots, leading to a flurry of fireworks.

As the others took down security, Sue used her powers to scan Arcade’s **** body. Layer by layer, she rendered him invisible, revealing all the mechanical devices he had hidden on him. Then, she planted tiny **** fields in those devices and expanded them until they exploded, rendering Arcade disarmed.

Suddenly the army of drones lurched over and deactivated.

“It looks like you hit a killswitch,” Reed informed his wife. “Well done, dear!”

They all converged on the defeated super villain.

“Now, let’s call on the authorities and give this criminal his date with justice!” Reed said.

“But first, let’s find some clothes!” Sue insisted, covering herself with her hands despite all she’s been through without clothes.

2 Months Later, a stretched white limo pulled up in front of the Baxter Building and out climbed Janet van Dyne, dressed in a sleek gown that suited the season. She was talking on the phone.

“... and I promise you, it will be NOTHING like last time! I’ve brought some backup in case some robot or alien or whatever shows up looking for trouble!” There was a response on the other side of the phone, then Janet replied, “Oh don’t worry, it’s Jen, so it’ll still be a girl’s night!”

She Hulk stepped out of the limo, holding an empty glass. She turned around and placed the glass back in the limo and then stepped in next to the Wasp, towering over the diminutive Avenger.

“Hey, Sue!” she called out to the phone.

“Hey Jen!” Sue replied as Janet switched to speakerphone. “Where are you guys right now?”

“We’re standing outside!” Janet informed her friend.

“So, what’s on the agenda, ladies? Drinks and dancing? Broadway show?” Jen asked.

“Actually, I had something else in mind!” Sue said.

Suddenly, the two Avengers found themselves teleported away! The next thing they knew, they were in a fancy Victorian styled lobby, surrounded by armed guards that were none too happy to see them. Janet recognized the style of their uniform and asked, “Are we in the Hellfire Club?”

The only response from the guards was to attack!

She Hulk casually brushed away the bullets as Wasp shrunk down to insect size and started zapping back. The guards were quickly subdued, but more stormed in to fill their spots. A melee ensued with Shulkie tossing guards around while Wasp flew around, zapping the men as they came in.

“Well, this is ONE way to start the party!” Jen announced, casually flinging guard after guard like it’s no big deal.

“Yeah, it’s been a while since I’ve been able to stretch out my wings!” Janet spouted back. “But I’d rather know what I’m dealing with than having to deal with all these goons!”

“Let’s just keep punching them until their boss comes out then!” Jen suggested.

“No need for that!” announced a voice from the top of the stairs.

The two women looked up and saw Sue Storm perched atop a golden gilded sedan carried by other guards.

“Sue?!” they both shouted out in unison.

“Ladies! Welcome to my new club!” Sue greeted, stepping down for her perch. She was dressed in a sultry white corset and panties, looking very much like a White Queen. “What do you think of the place?”

“Sue, are you alright? You’re not brainwashed are you?” Janet asked.

“Oh no! This is all me!” Sue assured her friend. “Our adventure with Arcade awakened something in me that I had to have an outlet for, hence the new outfit! You like?”

“It does highlight your figure,” She Hulk observed with an approving nod. Janet elbowed her, disapprovingly.

“Are you sure this isn’t some lingering effect of the nanobots?” Janet further questioned.

“Jan, I’m fine! Better than fine! I’m awakened!” Sue replied.

“Which is why you sent a gang of goons to attack your friends?” Jen countered.

“Oh, I knew you two could handle it!” Sue brushed off. “Plus, I wanted to surprise you!”

“Wait, are we back in the Pleasuredome?” Janet realized.

“Yeah! Refurbished and under new management!” Sue said proudly. “It took a couple of months, but with Reed’s help, this place is back, running better than ever!”

“So you’re starting off where Arcade left off?!” Janet decried.

“Not at all! I’m going to run it more ethically! We have full permission to use likenesses of all the people here and everything is consensual!” She assured them. “Discreet as well,” she added with a wink and a nod.

She waved and a troupe of heroes started filing in, stepping down the long, winding staircase. All sorts of recognizable faces came out; from Spiderman to Silver Surfer, Captain Marvel to Squirrel Girl. Dumbfounded, Wasp and She Hulk watched as the staircase filled up with superheroes.

“You can have your pick!” Sue offered.

The two remained in silent bafflement.

“Not your type? Well, how about the other side of the spectrum?” Sue suggested, signaling for the other staircase to fill. Out came a who’s who of rogues to mirror the heroes.

“How did you even get these guys to agree?!” She Hulk asked in bewilderment.

“It wasn’t hard, Chere,” Gambit spoke, coming out from the shadows wearing a classical black tux. “Dere are many perks to being a part o’ dis club…”

“Remy? You’re in on this too?” Janet asked.

“The clubhouse was his idea, sug!” Rogue replied, joining her man, wearing a black latex camisole and panties similar to Sue’s.

“So, you have bots with your faces in there too?” Janet asked incredulously.

“Dat’s part o’ de deal, yes, but when we’re here, we can masquerade as one o’ dem dolls too!” Gambit smirked. “So you never know what you're gonna get!”

“Wait, so some of these… offerings… are the real deal?” Jen asked, eyeing the selection with more scrutiny.

“That’s crazy! Why would anyone agree to something like this… unless you guys really are still under the influence of the nanobots!” Janet declared.

“Well, maybe just a little,” Rogue giggled. “But, aren’t y’all tempted by the guilt free, no strings attached fun?”

“Well, I’m sold, and I don’t have any of these nanobots in me!” Jen agreed, already mounting the stairs to get a closer look at the men and women.

“How about you, Jan?” Sue asked, standing next to her friend. “Who do you want?”

Janet looked around the room and then a mischievous glint flashed in her eyes as she turned to Sue, with her mind made up. She took Sue’s hand and grinned. “Why don’t you show me one of the bedrooms?” she asked her friend.

“Gladly!” Sue replied.