Sucker punch her while her back is turned!

You wake up in a hospital bed, your arms and legs in casts. You have a fuzzy memory of clocking Wonder Woman in the back of her head for all you're worth...and barely messing up her hair. Then a fist connecting with your nose…after that it’s all a blank. The doctor’s say you should be able to go home in a few days but you’ll be on crutches for weeks. They don’t seem to have a ton of sympathy, and tell you that you clearly picked the wrong woman to mess with. Oh and also your boss called to say you’re fired for making the company look bad.

What were you thinking?