Submit to your queen

You walk over to her, and once in range you immediately lower to your knees and kiss each of her bare feet.

Shs turns as you approach and says nothing but smirks as you kneel.

"Can I help you?" She asks as you rise once more.

"No, no" You protest, "I am here to give you a gift, your majesty.

"Is that so?" She asks, "You don't seem to possess any package?"

You stifle a laugh and reply, "Well it's funny you should say that..."