Streaking through the park

"Look at me, everyone!" The drunken Lauren yelled as she ran through the empty park, "I'm Lauren! And I'm butt naked!"

Naturally, no one was around to hear this, which would normally make the young woman sigh in relief. Now though, Lauren didn't care as she ran along the dirt path, whooping and yelling like a crazy person.

Stopping at a lamppost, Lauren reached out and twirled around it, laughing like a lunatic before stopping again.

"Ooh, I'm so naughty!" Lauren chuckled. She then raised her hand and slapped her right butt cheek. "Bad, bad Lauren!"

Lauren cackled drunkenly again before letting out an excited yell, running down the path yet again. "Whoo! I'm butt flipping naked!"

Lauren soon came to a fork in the path. One path led to the exit of the park. Lauren got another naughty idea as she thought that she could just continue her little streak home and then come back for her clothes in the morning. Not a bad plan, but, in her drunken state, our little naked heroine had forgotten that her house keys were in her purse...which was on the bench with said clothes.

Looking to her right, Lauren saw the playground equipment. A smirk formed on her face as she thought about playing on the equipment for a while. Who would ever know that she did? Even if Lauren was too drunk to see the signs that read that the playground was being monitored by video surveillance?

Lauren looked between the two options for several seconds before finally making her decision.