Streaking the campus (softcore)

"Okay," Kacey acquiesced as Tyler led her into the house with his hand on the small of her back and she held her clothes to the front of her body.

"So," Brody suggested as they all went into the living room, "obviously girls don't usually join frats, but I think we can make an exception for you. On one condition."

"Which is?" Kacey asked suspiciously.

"We paint our letters on your belly," Chad walked up with blue body paint, "and you streak the campus to Broadwick Hall and back and scream 'Epsilon Nu Phi' at the top of your lungs!"

"And why would I do that?!" Kacey recoiled in shock.

"ΕΝΦ bros occupy the top positions in society," Brody replied, "we have 30 of the Fortune 500."

"Think about it," Tyler zeroed in for the kill, "any startups you ever have, we have the VC waiting for you."

"Fine", Kacey sighed as the tipsiness got to her and Chad painted the letters around her navel.

"You know where Broadwick is, right?" Chad confirmed.

"Just 500 yards to the east, right?" Kacey confirmed as the bros simply mhm'd and she was off, running and screaming out of the house wearing nothing but the letters Chad had painted on her.