Streak Konoha and take Hinata to his apartment

"Well, folks," Naruto said. "You've been a beautiful audience, but I need to get this girl home." Or at least his home. He wasn't nearly stupid enough to go to Hinata's home with both of them naked and Hinata **** and hope that her dad would listen to an explanation before killing him on the spot. "I'll see you all next week!"

"Not so fast, brat!" a pudgy, middle-aged man said. He looked like he had never seen a naked girl in real life until today. "You can't hog her to yourself! She came over here for all of us to enjoy!"

Enjoy. Right.

"Well sir," Naruto said. "You make a fantastic point. But I'm still leaving."

He formed some hand seals and produced as many shadow clones as could fit in the hot springs. While only the real Naruto had Hinata slung naked over his shoulder, all of them were naked. As one, all the Naruto's jumped over the fence into the middle of Konoha. The clones acted as a distraction, shaking their junk at elderly women and little girls. Ideally, everyone would be so focused on the naked shadow clones that they wouldn't notice the real Naruto carrying a naked Hinata.

It seemed to be working out, with him and most of his clones jumping from rooftop to rooftop with the speed and agility that only a ninja could master. Hopefully, he could get home without getting arrested.

A pair of ANBU watched as Naruto unleashed mass, publicly indecent havoc. "Hey," one in a bear mask said to his partner. "Do you think we should put a stop to that?"

His partner in a sloth mask shook his head. "They don't pay me enough to get involved with that nonsense. And telling him no will just encourage him."

One of the naked clones jumped in front of them and mooned them. Bear Mask kicked it, dispelling the clone into a cloud of smoke. "At least this prank doesn't leave a mess. Yeah, we can let this one slide."

Meanwhile, the real naked Naruto managed to bring naked Hinata into his apartment without anyone noticing them because they were too busy noticing everyone else. He couldn't believe his luck. He had seen Hinata naked, touched her naked, held her naked, and now he had brought her home naked.

And she was still asleep.

He set her down on his bed as he decided what to do next. He was still naked too, but he had never been shy about that sort of thing, and seeing Hinata's lithe body, full breasts, slender waist, and bare skin gave him the sort of boner that would have made wearing pants less than comfortable.

He could cover her up in some blankets and help preserve her dignity, so when she woke up she wouldn't think that he was taking advantage of the situation. Or he could grab a camera and … take advantage of the situation.